Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art
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@charmingdarklord
Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Life update: To those not on my Facebook & to those that care
It's been a long ass time since I posted on here, in the time since then, I've joined a metal band(Edge of misery), I'm actually mostly happy now, I have a much clearer vision of where I'm going in life, still single as fuck(tho I'd like to change that), still stuck at Big Lots, still stuck with my family. I'll probably be using Tumblr a little more now, we'll see. So until next time bye bitches. Ps. Probably gonna change my name on here.
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.
Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you’re not part of the fandom that shit happened to but you get involved because they didn’t deserve to be done that way *cough Rothenburg is the dude in the chair*
I’m a combination of the last two
When you’re not in a fandom but some people you’re following are and so you watch the drama unfold from a distance
Late night thoughts
I should be sleeping since I have to be at work at 6am(it's currently 11:30ish PM) but I'm wide awake & have to say, it makes me so very fucking happy to see people I care about succeed & be happy themselves, whether that's their band(s) being successful(I'm looking at you Becky (Callout) & Cass(Evvrgreen, I hope I spelled that right) or they finally find the person they're supposed to be with aka my favorite Lesbos finding girlfriends that actually make them happy, or former coworker getting married to the love of her life, or my best friend (that happens to be female) being so incredibly in love, happy & pregnant( I'm so happy for them). But it also makes me sad to see other people I care just as much for not doing well & it hurts because I can't help them, not because I don't know how, but because I just can't afford to. It also makes me kinda sad because I'm not happy with my own life, I'm not where I want to be, I know it could be worse, but it still sucks, I want to be in a band, I have a gig worthy rig(guitars & amp) & I'm an OK guitarist. On the other hand, I've also found another passion in firearms, mostly in the mechanics of them I like learning about how they work, learning how to shoot them better, etc. I have no clue where I was going with this post. I just needed to get it out, maybe I'll be able to sleep now.
Famous Failures
I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.
“If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived.”
I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.
WATCH IT HERE
Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south.
this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life
*looks outside to see if pigs are flying*
Is Ryan Reynolds even real
Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man
Last year’s Valentines Day movie was 50 Shades of Grey and this year it’s Deadpool, good to see we learn from our mistakes
themes commonly found in international friendships
- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
Basically.
Wait, does rapper B.o.B. really think the Earth is flat — or is he trolling us?
After claiming to have watched Felix Baumgartner’s famous Red Bull Stratos jump from the edge of space, recording artist B.o.B is furiously tweeting everything science says about the Earth being round is a total lie. Why is he doing this? We have an idea.
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Update: Neil deGrasse Tyson has joined the fray to lay the scientific smackdown on B.o.B.
Tyson sent the rapper multiple tweets disproving him and then things got personal.
Update: This feud is getting weirder and weirder. B.o.B released a new track “Flatline” on Monday, that takes a few shots at Neil deGrasse Tyson. “Aye, Neil Tyson need to loosen up his vest,” the rapper spits. “They’ll probably write that man one hell of a check.”
And then Tyson fired back with a diss track of his own. Really.
The astrophysicist enlisted the help of his nephew Stephen J. Tyson, who is apparently a rapper. Tyson delivers the facts at B.o.B. over a Drake beat.
Update: It turns out Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn’t done educating B.o.B. Here’s what happened on The Nightly Show:
You need to hear the crowd’s reaction to this.
HE DROPPED THE FUCKING MIC OH MY GOD
@thecuspofrevolution
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Yup. Dunlop 1.14mm Ultex picks & D'Addario 10 - 52 Nickel XL's(tho I'm about to FINALLY try the NYXL's)
Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for these reasons” AND THE PARENTS GET SO APPALLED AND SAY “NO WAY YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT GAME.” And the look of hatred the kids give me is so raw and pure it gives me fucking life. Damn I miss GameStop.
Keeping online matches safe from annoying 13 year olds.
OKAY FRIENDS SINCE YOU LIKE HEARING ABOUT 13 YEAR OLDS GETTING OWNED LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR AS AN EMPLOYEE OF GAMESTOP.
It was spring 2014, early in the week. Pretty sure it was a Tuesday, but it’s been awhile. It was so dead in our store, I hadn’t seen anyone in over 40 minutes. Eventually, in comes this mom and we start chatting. She said she was here to buy her son a game he wanted, Grand Theft Auto 5, and could I help her find it?
Now, I’m sure many of you are aware how awful Grand Theft Auto 5 is in terms of violence, gore, and sexism. But in case you don’t, the Grand Theft Auto series has always been one of the most violent series that you can buy in stores. The very first GTA was banned in Brazil and condemned in several countries, GTA 5 has a graphic torture scene that is player initiated. GTA: San Andreas had the Hot Coffee scandal which happened in 2004 when modders found unused code in the game for a sex minigame that was player controlled. And that’s only the beginning of the controversies surrounding the GTA series (click here to read more! X X X X X X X )
Anyways, back to me and the Mom. Who will now be referred to as Mom because she is that awesome. Since I was behind the counter I pulled a copy of GTA 5 from backstock and started ringing her up while making polite chitchat, the usual cashier stuff. But everything changed when I asked for her ID because of the M rating. At first Mom replied, “Oh sure thing let me grab it.” And started digging in her purse. But then what I said registered with her and she paused and looked at me.
“M rating? What does that mean?”
“Oh GTA 5 is rated M for violence, gore, bad language, and other stuff”. I won’t bore you with the whole spiel I go into when I’m asked about the M rating but basically I just explain why the game is rated M, what the M rating means, and that they can go on ESRB.org to see why it got that rating.
So I tell Mom about the website and she whips out her cell phone and gets on the site and starts reading. And she got MAD. She starts telling me about how her son knows she doesn’t like this sort of game and how he is going to be in so much trouble because he knows better than to ask for this sort of thing as she doesn’t tolerate this in her house. And he is so grounded for thinking he could get away with this. Then, Mom looked me in the eye and asked me to look up several other games for her to see if he’d done this with any other games.
“Yea sure thing, which games would you like me to look up?”
“Bioshock 2.”
“I can already tell you without looking that Bioshock 2 is rated M.”
“MY CHILD IS SO GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. What about the first Bioshock?”
“Yep, that’s also rated M.”
“OH MY GOSH, what about Gears of War?”
“That entire series is rated M.”
To spare y’all from another 10 rounds of that, basically take every popular M rated title from the last 5 years and insert them in the above dialogue.
Eventually, Mom says “Oh my gosh, you must think me a horrible parent. I can’t believe I let him have those games.”
“Ma’am, I don’t think that at all. The fact that you’re concerned about this tells me that you are a good parent. And just so you know instead of throwing out those games you’re more than welcome to trade them in here and get some store credit or cash back for them.”
“Really? I’ll have to do that, I don’t want him playing those games anymore.”
“Yea, we also take gaming consoles, iphones, and tablets too!”
“Oh that’s wonderful! Thank you for being so patient with me and telling me all about this. I’m going home and to go through his gaming collection right now!”
And off she went, leaving me bored till I finally got to leave for the night.
BUT THAT’S NOT THE END. THIS IS WHEN SHIT GETS AWESOME.
The next day I’m working again, bored out of my goddamn mind. There’s only so many times you can alphabetize the store before going insane. As I’m looking out the window I see a car pull up and Mom hops out and then pulls out two huge duffel bags and walks in.
“Hey welcome back to Gamestop! What can I help you with!”
“Oh I’m so glad you’re here! So last night I went through my son’s game collection and most of them are rated M! So I decided to teach him a lesson about why you don’t lie to your mother. Seeing as I bought him these consoles and most of the games were bought with my money, his game consoles and games actually belong to me. Therefore, I would like to trade in all this.“ And proceeds to pull out his XBox 360, PS3, and every game he had for both consoles (over 50!) as well all the extra controllers and headsets he had.
“Are you sure?”
“Absolutely.“ I will never forget her smile when she said this nor the look in her eye. This is not a woman to be crossed.
So I traded everything in and she got back over $300 in store credit for everything. And with it she bought a Wii, a couple extra controllers, and a couple games rated E. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if we had any extra boxes laying around for the XBox One and if so could she have one?
“Are you going to put the Wii in it and give it to him?“
“Yes. Along with a note saying that this is what happens when you abuse the trust of your mother. I’m going to make sure this never happens again.“ It is at this point that Mom ascended to God Tier status with all Gamestop employees falling to their knees for a chance to bask in her glory.
I got her an XBox One box and sent her on her way after asking her to take the survey on the receipt.
“Oh of course dear, you’ve been such a big help. Let me write down your name so I don’t forget it.”
“Of course! I’m Lexi, but if your son asks my name is Deegan.“ (Deegan was my store’s manager at the time.
And then she left, leaving me with the best trade numbers of the month and the greatest story I’ll likely ever be apart of at GameStop. Mom, I never got your name, but you are my personal Gamestop Hero.
Deadpool marketing is on point
You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.
OKAY SO LISTEN UP. I was sent this by a friend today and it made me really mad so here i am to vent because let me tell you something. I’m a bitch oh trust me I know I am and I embrace that but I’m not going to sit here and let people think this is true. Throughout that whole time I was lied to about everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. Second. YOU FUCKING HIT ME SO FUCK YOU. There was never time that you let me be happy so fuck you and fuck off. I’m your past so keep it there.
I'll beat a mother fucker if you need me to.