A random headcanon for each of the RDR2 hoes...
This is a total joke, don't take it personally, sluts.
Whorgans (Arthur hoes) have a disturbingly enormous amount of pictures of Arthur's bulge.
Manghoes (Dutch hoes) have a serious hand fetish and would never be afraid to admit it because it's pretty obvious and they know it.
Whorstons (John hoes) hate everyone that calls John a raccoon. They really don't get it. They hate it, but also kind of agree with it.
Hoseas (Hosea hoes) are pure, but can be sluts and don't give a fuck about what you think.
Javier hoes are the purest in the fandom, literally the sweetest you'll ever talk to within the fandom...but they are angry too.
Bill hoes are very cuddly. They love cuddles more than life, and Bill is the man for that very job.
Charles hoes are sick of the bullshit. They are sick and tired of it.
Kieran hoes have an anxiety disorder of some sort but are unafraid to fight you in a parking lot if need be.
Lenny hoes are very studious and have a brilliant set of vocabulary.
Macwhores (Sean hoes) are the funniest, most chaotic people you'll ever meet and throw the best parties that you could ever imagine.
Trelawny hoes are very enigmatic; the only thing known about them is that they have a thing for beaten-up men.
Micahoes (Micah hoes) are very commonsensical and will roast your ass without you even being aware of it.
Herr Sluts (Leopold Strauss hoes) are neglected in the fandom and don't give a flying fuck about it.
Sinful hoes (Reverend Swanson hoes) do not know what a Bible is but are great at writing smut.
Pearson hoes have a lot on their plate and they are tired.
Lumbaghoes (Uncle hoes) are sleeping the lumbago off.
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