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I fear Simon WOULD think that Orpheus was dumb ass hell for looking back no matter with version of the story. Like passionately its such a matter of discussion. Happens like once a week. Till he and grace are climbing up stairs on day and suddenly like he doesn't hear so he finishes the stairs and looks behind to look for grace to make sure it's all okay and then it hits him. Oh *oh* this makes so much sense.

the-inspector-jones

Steddie tropes that I can read about one billion times (in every fic ever written if possible):

- Eddie cooks. He dances around the kitchen when he does it. Steve cooks too, but more like a middle aged mother of five. Everything about the kitchen stresses him out. He'd much rather do the dishes.

- passenger princess Eddie, because he doesn't love driving, and moreover, he gets to he in charge of the music. Plus Steve is a horrendous passenger.

- Eddie wears Steve's class ring. It's gold. And gaudy. And hideous. He loves it.

- Steve never returns the battle vest. He doesn't wear it either. It's just...in his sock drawer and he doesn't want to talk about it.

- Steve has a competency kink and I can't be convinced otherwise. Once Eddie figures that out? Yeah. Things get interesting.

- Eddie is absolutely the last one to know he's dating Steve.

- Steve is a Brat ™️. Eddie lives for it.

- they both believe the other person is settling for them and it's an insecurity that's constantly annoying for their friends.

violetshovel

Scare Actor Simon/Teacher Grace thoughts:

• ^ this is what inspired this au! This is what I imagine Simon’s character looks like! He does the sliding part (see gifs at the end) and is in an area with a lot of room for him to slide and jump off of boxes to scare people

• Simon is surprisingly good with kids while in makeup. Whenever there’s a kid going through the haunt, he just smiles at them and tries to make them laugh. The adults in the group are unnerved because wdym the actor covered in blood, has fake sharp teeth and contacts in is good with kids but scares tf out of the adults?

• Colt loves to taunt the actors. He regrets that though when they actually respond and chase him. He does a high pitched scream (think the high pitched scream in PHM). Jody laughs every time because she’s told him to stop and he won’t.

• After Grace punches Simon, he feels terrible. He offers to take Simon to the first aid area and they go. The owners of the haunt tell Simon to go home for the night and Grace offers to buy Simon dinner. They go to a little diner that’s just up the road from the haunt and end up talking for a while. Colt is wondering where his twin went but then gets a message from Grace letting him know what happened

• Before they split, Simon and Grace exchange numbers. Simon asks Grace to let him know when he makes it home and they eventually start texting/calling every day. Grace rants about his “problem” students or talks about his day. Throughout the week, Simon works at the bakery/flower shop he co-owns (one half of the shop is a bakery the other you can buy plants!)

• Simon invites Grace back to the haunt during the daytime after he gets it cleared with the owners. Grace goes and gets to meet some of the other actors and see the BTS/preparation of the haunt during a business day. Simon is in full makeup and has Grace stand on one side of the sliders area at the beginning of the haunt. He decides to show off a little to the hot teacher and slides down on his knees and stops in front of Grace. Grace looks down at him all flustered and when Simon stands back up, he’s smirking

• After that happens and Grace goes home, he calls Colt and just goes “Fudge you for taking me to that haunt. You know I hate them but now I’m going back ON MY OWN TERMS because the guy I punched is actually kind of nice and is exactly my type.” Colt just laughs

alphashley14

Bloodymary has me in a CHOKEHOLD RN ISTG!

Original image edit by @aexphr, link to where it was originally posted here.

strawberriesandsoup

Can't reach you part 1

groovy-bear

PT 1 drawings inspired by the fic Human Nature by arkieanchews on A03 !!!! Its a teacher au (simon is a custodian) and neighbor au, this is from chapter 11

PT 2

fujinezumi

Romanticize a quiet life

tomorobo-illust

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kacklepop

Mirrors 6/?

wraithillustrates

I forgot to post this here but uuuugh continuation to the last part

organist-der-traumorgel

In the book, Eva Stratt orders the antarctic to be (partially) blown up. That might have bought the world time with greenhouse gasses, but it definitely (among other things) also caused an environmental catastrophy due to rising waterlevels.

Going to such extremes isn't out of the ordinary for her, but I just remembered something else about her: Eva Stratt in the book is dutch.

The consequences of this action won't just take it's toll out of the whole of humanity eventually, Eva's home country and any loved ones that might still live there will be amongst the first impacted.

Eva Stratt once more demonstrating that she won't let herself be influenced by personal attachment to what/whoever she's sacrificing for the greater good, should the situation call for it. Tough luck Grace.

notsoheterosapien

Part 55

Part 54 Masterpost

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riverjaneway

One thing that's so underrated about PHM is Eva Stratt's appearance. She doesn't have the lipstick, sleek bun, pencil skirt (or even pantsuit), and heels look that is so often the uniform of female characters in similar roles. She doesn't wear makeup (as much as any other actor). She wears her hair down or in the simplest ten-second buns. She wears softs, easy to move in clothes that are weather appropriate. Why would she spend extra time making her physical body less efficient?

casisashadow

Coltland Gentry universe, Stratt's sent Ryland off to space (she did NOT know he had a twin and an older brother) and she randomly catches some interview with Colt on tv while she's in prison and her heart just fucking SINKS when he mentions his twin brother being involved with 'cool space science stuff' because the likelihood of a man that looked EXACTLY like the world's sacrificial lamb having a scientist twin was...slim to none. and she's not stupid, she can see the expressions he makes and there's no way it could be anyone else. right down to the nose scrunch when he laughs.

she makes a few calls, Colt finds out what happened to Ryland (in a 'sanitized for the public' way), and then *whoops* Sierra fucking Six is kidnapping her from prison and demanding real answers about his baby brother. Eva Stratt, for the first time, has Regrets.