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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Love Begins
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@chasethesund0wn
Fanfic writer: Stops posting. Disappears. Is never heard from again
Fanfic readers: Are you okay? Did you die? I hope you’re receiving my reviews. Please be alive. I miss you
Fanfic writers: Rising from the grave after 1.5 years. “I’m back, bitches. And guess what I have in store for you... that’s right, absolute hell.”
If you want to read some of my writing, check out my AO3 account!
Dream diary
You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
Not telling anybody.
Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….
Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…
😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif
this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.
I love Meatloaf. :)
Bless Meatloaf
Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40
pisces KING
Irish spring sent Kermit a birthday present!
pride looks
hey everybody, I’m Gay Fieri and we’re rolling out looking for America’s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dudes!
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
My mood currently.
(Tweet by space fish reading: “Are you telling me that after I write one scene I have to figure out what’s going to happen in the next one??? Ridiculous. This whole hobby is ridiculous.”)
Credit: Virinka
@shiftythrifting
Jouch and Joveseat- Goodwill Westside Spartanburg, SC
The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.
Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼
Tan: You could try trying.
yes i am a girl yes i kill people
Assorted kuwabara doodles
He’s beautiful. Best boy.
I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT.
But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…
Vittorio knows what the ladies like.
I’m pretty sure that the women in the background of the third picture are looking at a “lewd” painting. They were sometimes kept by upper class homes in the 1800s. They were kept hidden behind a curtain and only viewed for *ahem* “recreational purposes”. So basically, those ladies are looking at porn while their friend blithely humours Bouffant McShinypants.
This dude was an art god at 2 things:
1. Satin
1. Ladies leaning on a chair making a “can you believe this shit?” face
and I’m here to admire both
This looks like the same group of ladies who are constantly chilling laughing at men I love it
Sitting at a table with my hands folded in front of me and a placid expression on my face while an adult man passionately and incoherently argues with me while a female coworker hides a smirk behind her hand and winks at me is… an experience.
I’m glad you got to have such a quintessentially female experience. All of us have… a Look™️ we share when a man is blathering at one of us and thinks we should be hanging on every word.
I don’t think I can describe the look on his face when I explained that “logic" is a value-neutral system of getting from a premise to a conclusion, and that “stupid” human behaviors can still have consistent internal logic.
“There’s nothing logical about wearing jeans with holes in them!” he insisted.
“That depends,” I said. “Do you accept that wearing ‘fashionable’ clothing aids in securing social acceptance, and that ‘ripped-up jeans’ are generally regarded as fashionable? Then saying that ‘wearing ripped-up jeans helps gain social acceptance’ is logically sound, even if you and I both think that ripped-up jeans are tacky, or that this kind of social acceptance isn’t a desirable goal. Those are subjective opinions.”
He really didn’t like that. He also didn’t like when I told him that he cannot make a valid counterpoint to what I have to say if he interrupts me before I can say it.
My hero
You also win for having enough self control not asking him how he puts his legs into his jeans if they have no holes.
achilles’ heelys
