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Evangeline Barton Expert thief. Not so expert sister.
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Bobbi Morse just standing around looking fabulous.
Respect female OCs just as much as you respect male OCs.
There’s enough discrimination in the world.
Let’s not let it infect Tumblr.
We mature with the damage, not with the years.
(Mateus William)
Don’t tell me It wasn’t my FAULT
Wedding Starter Sentences
“I hate weddings,”
“Why is it necessary to put a ring on it of you’re already happy?”
“Do you think it looks nice?”
“Ugh! She’s turning in to bridezilla!”
“I know I’m your best friend, and I never wanted to say this, ever—but I cannot stand him/her.”
“I caught the bouquet, do you know what that means?”
“I’m in love with the bride/groom.”
“I’m getting married tomorrow! It’s too late for us!”
“You’re getting married tomorrow! It’s too late for us!”
“I always thought it would be you standing next to me at the alter..”
“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
"You're not supposed to see me before the ceremony!"
"Are you sure you wanna spend the rest of your life with this?"
"This is my wedding and I'm going to run it how I want!"
"Mind if I cut in?"
"Last change to change your mind.."
"I don't know if I can do this.."
"Leave him/her! You can't go through with it!"
"Stop the wedding!"
"I object!"
"She/he's asking me to stand at her/his side while she/he marries someone who.. isn't me."
"I lost the ring."
"I have a confession to make."
"I'd like to make a toast."
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Generator: maria and ev get caught up in a storm and must stay sheltered together until it passes.
They ran into the small shelter soaked from head to toe, breathing heavily. The storm seemed to come out of nowhere, ruining the good run she and Evangeline had decided to go on this morning. Years after having worked on missions and giving missions, Maria was…well, free. She had much too much time on her hands, even with her job at Stark Industries. So, she called up and Ev and told her that the two should go on a small vacation because why not?
"Of course, the first day into out vacation and it starts storming.”
Evangeline shrugged as she looked out the window, turning to Maria with a smile as she shook out her hair one last time with a towel. "It's not so bad. I'm fine with it as long as it doesn't create puddles the size of oceans."
She shivered for good effect, not wanting to think about getting stuck out in the water like that despite how it wasn't really possible. "At least we already went grocery shopping. We could start dinner early if you want. Better now rather than later if the lights happen to go out."
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
Another Hill | Closed
Evangeline was picking Maria up for lunch. Now that she'd been reunited with her childhood friend, she tried to catch up on lost time as much as possible. It was a little hard considering their professions, but they made an effort regardless. They'd been too important to one another once to just let the other go.
"Ok, Hill, get your butt out of that seat and on it's way to-" She cut herself off when she noticed the figure in Maria's office. Needless to say, it definitely wasn't her friend, and Evangeline carefully regarded the stranger. "You're not Maria."
deputydirector-hill
3.08 // 3.09
Tasered? Hit by a car? You have my sympathies, sir!
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