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billi want food
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billi want food!
billi mad.
billi want drugs.
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Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)
billi want food
billi get food later?
billi want food!
billi mad.
billi want drugs.
They tried it
Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither
deep in the woods
one time a dude came into the pet store I worked at and bought nine dollars worth of dog treats with a 100 dollar bill that had clearly been made from green construction paper. when I hesitated and ran it through all the methods of testing we had (it failed all of them) he asked for my manager. she had been shitty with me all morning, and came to the register in a huff, grabbed it from me, slammed it in the register and told me to “just do my job.” this dude and I are looking at each other, both of us 100% aware that he’s getting 90 dollars from me in exchange for a piece of construction paper that had been cut a little crooked, and he’s just smiling at me and I’m standing there, overworked and tired, getting paid minimum wage, which, it turns out, is not enough to speak up any further, so I just said fuck it. When I got to work the next day there were cops there to inform us we were the fourth or fifth shop on the road to get hit by the same guy. My manager was going HOGWILD. I just looked at her like
“"idc any more, take the money and godspeed”“
Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form
Stepan:
This cat just came back from an alternate plane of existence
Max is one of the most relatable characters in Stranger Things because when a girl she barely even talks to just showed up at her door asking for advice, girl went so hard. Not only did she give her advice, she was like “babe we’re gonna go get you a whole new wardrobe, get ice cream and do a photo shoot. Fuck your man.” She was literally the equivalent of a drunk girl finding another girl crying in a bathroom
ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?
”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish
my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom
This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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I feel like that bottle of wine was both necessary and well-earned.
The colors of sun, moon, rising
reblog with your color combo!
ARIES
aries sun: bright red
aries moon: neon orange
aries rising: regular/dark yellow
TAURUS
taurus sun: baby pink
taurus moon: light green
taurus rising: white
GEMINI
gemini sun: deep green
gemini moon: lavender
gemini rising: gold
CANCER
cancer sun: white
cancer moon: silver
cancer rising: navy blue
LEO
leo sun: gold
leo moon: pale yellow
leo rising: light red/coral
VIRGO
virgo sun: medium blue
virgo moon: dark green
virgo rising: pale brown
LIBRA
libra sun: pastel orange
libra moon: pastel blue
libra rising: pastel pink
SCORPIO
scorpio sun: burgundy
scorpio moon: hot pink
scorpio rising: black
SAGITTARIUS:
sagittarius sun: classic blue
sagittarius moon: deep purple
sagittarius rising: silver
CAPRICORN
capricorn sun: black
capricorn moon: forest green
capricorn rising: tan
AQUARIUS
aquarius sun: aqua
aquarius moon: medium gray
aquarius rising: clear
PISCES
pisces sun: sea green
pisces moon: pale purple
pisces rising: baby blue
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Stereum sp., a common but easily differentiated lookalike to reishi.
Rino Kitano (Japanese, contemporary) - Homesick, 2017
rb with your straight number
I am extremely called out
This quiz made me nauseous.
I got a 2 and I would just like to say that vests are gay af and the fact I own one counts for 'straight points' is transphobic and anti-dramatic Victorian aesthetic, in this essay I will-
11 and BUTCHES INVENTED GINGHAM SO JOT THAT DOWN