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hi. this is just a blog where i reblog random (mostly funny) stuff. i have a personal blog so go follow that if you want.

[the-best-of-funny]

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

[unclefather]

Will?!? WILL?!? HE’S IN THE LIGHTS! HE’S TALKING TO US THROUGH THE LIGHTS!

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[dogposts]

[221cbakerstreet]

put him on the cover of sports illustrated

[mymodernmet]

[senatorgana]

[didyouknowmagic]

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

[becks-tea-blog]

This video gave me life

[ekjohnston]

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

[thegrayship]

tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*

vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*

[msaliviamarie]

Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram

[thebellamuerte]

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

[chaudfille]

me, jumping from one emotional extreme to another: parkour

[chaudfille]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[materiajunkie-deactivated201905]

[heir-n-reign]

Accurate

[g0th-bby-deactivated20151025]

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

[oatbee]

*pokes bruise* where did you come from?

[ey-b0ss420]

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[badgersandbees]

“They were _______” “oh my god, they were _____”

“what is roommates?”

[clowndotorg]

“things to yell when this bitch is empty.”

“what is yeet”

[chronicbrainfag]

“Two men are relaxing in a hot tub at a considerable distance because they are ________”

“What is Not Gay, Alex.”