Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES
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Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES
yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
seeing Uni alone ur like aww what a cute little kittycat! what a personality and unique face! and then I see him sitting next 2 like, real cats and I'm like what on earth even is that thing
There’s so much wrong here
“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe
UPDATE: Im screaming even louder
yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)
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fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color
i really admire couples who fight in public. it takes a special kind of hate to say “you never listen. i don’t know why i bother talking to you. youre like a bad dog” to your wife in a mod pizza
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking
Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"
the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
kentucky fried christ
jesus fucking kennedy
john f. chicken
The Son, The President, and the Deep Fried Spirit.
No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!
oh thank GOD
just want to add i love how much she hates elon
yeah okay ill reblog that