Hi we are happy to announce that after 5,000 years of development we are releasing the first major rework to dog with a massive update!
Fans of illegal dog fighting rings will be happy to know that we have implemented a complete rework to the pvp system, we have added a new type system with weaknesses and strengths as to make the scene more skill based and less reliant on RNG, every dog is now one of the following 6 types: Rancid, Ball, Fat, Scrimpy, Poupy or Biiiig boy. Each has three attack moves and three defensive moves, you can breed 2 dogs together to get a new breed with a mix of the stat types, there is infinite combinations
We heard your feedback, in dog 2.0 every dog on their first birthday will choose a dog religion and worship one of over a dozen dog gods (or pantheon of God) , there are different conflicts between the different dog religions and holy wars. This is also in addition to a new area on the map called "dog Israel" which I believe doesn't require much further exploration
Some players complained the late game of dog became a bit repetitive and that they didn't like the "going to the vet to put the dog down" final questline, we understand, we have added a prestige system that allows you to take your old dog save files and prestige them back into the early game, you will lose all your dog credits and inventory however you will gain a buff to all base stats and access to a new prestige research tree where you can spend the new currency called "dog souls"
New customization features including dog tattoos and dog makeup
RGB color customization and paint tools, your dog can now be any color you want
Puppies now have a 1% chance to be geniuses that push forward the sciences and arts
All pitbulls are now weak to babies and take 10x damage from them
Fixed bug where all Chihuahuas were born without a soul
Dogs can now eat chocolate, Humans can no longer eat chocolate
Dogs can now grow mustaches and wear monocles
Dogs can now get addicted to meth
Added bug boss, omega flea, drops a special sword
Added 28 new side quests including, but not limited to: teaching your dog about racism, rap battle minigame, dog politics, dog homophobia, bar mitzvah for Jewish dogs, etc
That is all! I hope all of you will enjoy the new update and have fun!
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