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@checkergoat
Hi I'm Todd and this is an introduction so you know me 👍
My favorite interests are
South Park
Hell park
Cyberpunk 2077
Bluey
That's not my neighbor
No straight roads
Manhunt (2003 version)
Bully
Postal
Silent hill
Obscure
The suffering
Simpsons
Amazing frog
Bob's burgers
Animal Crossing
Old Minecraft role plays
Happy humble burger farm
Teen Titans Go
Aquateen force hunger
Garten of banban
Hi I'm Todd and this is an introduction so you know me 👍
My favorite interests are
South Park
Hell park
Cyberpunk 2077
Bluey
That's not my neighbor
No straight roads
Manhunt (2003 version)
Bully
Postal
Silent hill
Obscure
The suffering
Simpsons
Amazing frog
Bob's burgers
Animal Crossing
Old Minecraft role plays
Happy humble burger farm
Teen Titans Go
Aquateen force hunger
Garten of banban
2025, I'mma redo this entire introduction
You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
a classic
I’ve been waiting a year to post this
Cartman and Token making their way to the exam
uhhh... So I got this guy, in papa Louis pals game and his name is Lancer. I'm freshly new to flipline/flip verse and my first game I played was papa's cluckeria, anyways so this is Lancer, I'm not one to make kids/or just blood related who aren't canonically related to the person, if that makes sense but when I played the game and I first saw Quinn I realized she and Lancer had the same color hair so...
Lancer is Quinn and Timm, twenty year old son, who is collage drop out. So before Timm left the lawyer business (side note, I don't know about y'all but, I like to that believe that those two are divorced. Anyways) They had Lancer and the two stayed together until he was about like 7-10 (haven't thought it through). But after Timm and Quinn divorced, It went a bit down hill for Lancer (not like in a bad way but)
He's completely different from his mother and dad, compared to Quinn who maintain a strict personality like that and how Timm is less than how Quinn is. like more laid back kinda. Lancer is a bit more chaotic than that, but he's also laid back as well.
Originally before Lancer was gonna become an employee to the Cluckeria, he originally was trying to get a degree in politics science but he had fucked up grades so the college kicked him out. He told his mom about he got kick out and originally kinda expect her to sue the school or something, but instead Quinn scolded him to get a job soon or he would get kicked out of the house (Another side note, As I read this out loud, it makes it sound like I'm making Quinn bad parent. But trust me I'm not. She's just strict)
Anyways, that's it really I just wanna to post something and I might way post about him since I'm proud of how he's looks :)
(Another side note: I wanna make more of the
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that samurai is a verified account on Spotify even though it only has 6 songs but has 540.6k monthly listener's
Okay so, I'm currently obsessed with Cyberpunk 2077 rn and..
Gang, I can't be the only one
More of these guys, Am I gonna stop making these? Probably not
"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
“Kill them with kindness”
Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*
🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be
I gotta know, does anyone remember the documentary film Super size me? In case you don't what I'm talking about its a 2004 film about a guy who ate nothing but McDonald's for a month
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you....them
warning to all south park fans 😱
anyone who follows me will know that I am 🤬ENEMIES🤬 with 🏴☠️PIRACY🏴☠️ and will stop at nothing to bring it down 😡 FROM 😤 THE 💪 INSIDE 😩. So I am here to 😱 WARN 😱 YOU 😱 because I have recently discovered that someone has uploaded 🤢 EVERY 🤢 EPISODE 🤢 OF 🤢 SOUTH 🤢 PARK 🤢 onto Google Drive:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_bCeYxekGm4CG1np1occgxPGnjizbR00?usp=sharing
that’s right!! 25 seasons, plus specials and the movie, all for free with no paywall, adverts or risk of viruses. which is of course 🤮 ABSOLUTELY 🤮 DISGUSTING 🤮. but luckily now you know exactly where it is stored so that you can avoid it!! 😅 PHEW 😅 that was a close call!!
Total Drama Island 2023 Headcanons (Pool Day)
Priya is wearing a one-piece that is optimized for swimming the fastest, and a swim cap for speed. She practices swimming laps, then takes a break to beg Millie to get in the pool and play Marco Polo with her (they’re the only two playing).
Millie wears a simple one piece suit with one of those swimwear cover up robes on top. She doesn’t actively get into the pool, she just sits on the side of the pool and dips her feet in. Her main activity is just talking to Priya and reminding people to not run or splash in the pool too much. She will complain if you get her wet.
Ripper wears a pair of ratty cargo shorts. He doesn’t know how to swim very well, but will not admit it. He walks around with his chest puffed out like he is the hottest thing to ever grace the Earth, but anytime any man (especially Chase) happens to glance at him, he flips out.
Damien wears a simple pair of swim shorts and forgoes his usual hat, though he complains frequently that he feels almost naked without it. He swims with Wayne for a bit, chats with Nichelle, and even briefly joins Priya’s game of Marco Polo. He honestly is just there to have a good time, though he becomes increasingly frustrated by Chase and Ripper trying to get him to referee their swimming matches.
Axel is the self-appointed lifeguard and patrols the pool in a wetsuit with a life preserver under her arm half the time. If someone falls in or seems to be in trouble she is immediately there to help, though her response time and gentleness is highly dependent on if she likes you or not. If Nichelle starts drowning she’s there in a split second, hefting her out of the water and treating her like a princess. If Ripper starts drowning she leisurely swims over, picks him up by the scruff of his neck, and tosses him onto dry land.
Chase wears a basic, solid colored pair of swim trunks and some douchey designer sunglasses. He walks out of the changing room/shower room thinking he’ll be the hottest shit there, and is quickly shown up by Wayne, Bowie, Raj, and Caleb just minding their own business. He spends his time eyeing up Emma, trying to show off, and yelling at Ripper that it’s gay to look at him.
Zee wears the same outfit they always wear, just without the hat and with a different prosthetic leg. Their swim leg is exactly the same as their main one, just covered in pink hibiscus flower decals to make it swimming themed. They spend most of their time at the pool hanging out with Emma chatting and back floating around lazily. At the end of the day they just air dry by lounging on a pool chair, instead of changing into new clothes or using a towel.
Scary Girl wears a simple black bikini, but adds to it by covering herself in large chains and a small anchor that hangs by her feet. People can’t tell if the chains are real or fake, until Ripper starts drowning and she uses the chains and anchor to pull him onto dry land. Ripper avoids swimming in the deep end after that, as he doesn’t want any more bruises on him from the anchor.
Caleb wears a speedo, not to show off but because it’s better for swimming. Julia eyes him up the entire time, but he completely ignores her. Man just wants to swim laps in peace.
Nichelle wears a cute, understated bikini. She doesn’t know how to swim because her handlers haven’t let her learn. Bowie tries to teach her, and when she starts to freak out a little bit, Axel is immediately in the pool to save her. She fakes little freak outs a few more times just to get Axel to come and save her.
Julia wears an extremely expensive, flashy bikini that shows practically everything. She actively looks for attention by bending over in front of as many men as possible and takes an obscene amount of selfies. Chase and Ripper are the only two that pay her any attention. She slathers on sunscreen, not because she’s scared of cancer, but because she’s scared of aging. She also refuses to get her hair wet - chlorine will ruin her bleach job.
Bowie wears super cute short shorts and a crop top. He spends his time wading in the shallow end with Raj, gossiping by the side of the pool with Emma, and teaching Nichelle how to swim. He also tries to avoid getting his hair wet, he did pay a lot to get it done after all.
Wayne simply wears a pair of cargo shorts and his usual hat. He spends most of his time at the pool running around with Raj, doing cannonballs and racing with anyone he can. Occasionally he goes off to get himself a drink while Raj and Bowie talk, but after a while he always ends up back at Raj’s side waiting for his buddy to be ready to hang out with him again.
Raj splits his time as evenly as he can between hanging out with his boyfriend, and hanging out with his best friend. When with Bowie he mainly chats, flirts, shares fruity drinks, and idly cheers Bowie on as Bowie swims. When it’s his time to hang out with Wayne though, he becomes a poolside nightmare. He and Wayne practice diving, start splash fights, and play mermaids for ages- occasionally roping Priya, Zee, and Nichelle into their games. By the end of the day Raj is completely drained but happy, and spends a while in a pool chair with Bowie just relaxing.
Emma wears a modest two piece, similar to the style that Taylor Swift wears. She usually goes for a one-piece, but feels the need to show that she’s hot without Chase too. However, she doesn’t like to push herself too far out of her comfort zone. Bowie hypes her up, and Chase tries to chime in but just objectifies her. Zee compliments her bathing suit, and she compliments their swimming leg, and Emma plays up their flirting a little bit to show off in front of Chase.
MK wears swim shorts and a swim top. They’re mismatched - she just swiped the easiest ones to steal from Urban Outfitters. She wears a scuba mask and swims around near the bottom of the pool looking for things that others have dropped, and she ends up seeing a little bit too much of Julia in the process. She’s able to swipe some things from Zee because they’re just wearing their normal clothes, including everything they normally carry with them (soda, a lighter, a pipe, some loose change, a rubber duck, and a concert ticket from 1983).
If you like this you should check out my YouTube channel where I’ll be posting more south park there!
https://youtu.be/yIxVzxsGxVg
