That’s a good sized baby… small turkey though

carla ✌️

[saltaired]

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[auransinappi]

her: you gotta be bob dylan mysteriously dropping a hat in the 2004 victoria's secret angels in venice ad if you think we fuckin

me af:

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[segamascott]

[alex-iwobi]

you’re laughing, madonna brought ronaldo and ronaldinho on stage, the muppets were playing the drums and justin bieber belted out his guitar at the 2026 world cup, and you’re laughing

[jeremiefrimpong]

borja iglesias said he would shake trumps hand even though he hates him because he's afraid he would get arrested btw really normal stuff going on in that country

[dogpuppy]

[treecitysessions]

Woke up to all the pop girls beefing with Peppa Pig

[jeremiu]

Adidas=All Day I Dream About Someone

[tall]

[maelwife]

Warhol wanted to photograph me too but I told him no

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

my foreskin is cold

[loki-zen]

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[dogpuppy]