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[shilyas]

nuzzle

[lucylehane]

shane's "polite little manners"

Heated Rivalry (2025)

[fe1ixfe1icis]

And you make me show what I'm trying to conceal. If I trust in you, would you let me down? Would you laugh at me if I said I care for you? Could you feel the same way too?

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[partiallypearl]

Heated Rivalry Season 1 Episode 2 - "Olympians"

[greelin]

in every universe i was meant to annoy the shit out of you

[hawkinsbnbg]

[mymansmoon]

shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone

[lucylehane]

I am convinced this is what was happening in this scene

[lesbianherstorian]

lesbians of color marching at the los angeles christopher street west pride parade, june 1979

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[imharnaannesta]

I would say Ilya is probably above average, skills wise, for his age and his secret is that he checks in constantly and takes feedback well.

He’s a high level athlete with an unstable home life who actually cares whether his partner is having a good time. He is extremely sensitive to the signals other people are putting out and he is paying attention. And he’s built a career on some level on being willing and able to repeat a motion over and over until he’s told it’s right and then replicate that consistently. That probably translates pretty well to sex. So Ilya probably has a solid, well-earned reputation as a good sexual partner, but he’s not naturally gifted or super experienced when he first hooks up with Shane.

He’s just actually trying to make sure Shane has a good time.

[whimsy-flags]

Some Pride Sharks! Enjoy~

[noah-wyles]

it's pride month

everyone get more understanding of the asexual spectrum right nOW

[toneelspeelster]

yours. mine.

[teathattast]

Happy Pride!

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[mojoscircus]

Shane losing it one day after Yuna gives him the “you’re a role model” speech for the millionth time. Not wanting to blow up on his mother, he waited until he got home to let go in Ilya’s presence.

“I never fucking wanted to be a role model! I never asked for it! Why do I have to be the one representing the whole goddamn Asian community and their place in hockey? Why do I have to watch what I say, how I say it, when every other fucking player just gets to act however they like, huh?! I can’t appear too cocky because “what about the children?” I can’t be caught doing anything that could wreck the perfect fucking image of hockey’s Golden Boy. I’m a leader, but I can’t forget that I’m an Asian leading a bunch of white men around so I have to make sure I don’t overstep or make them uncomfortable. Can’t forget my place, ya know. Like I could ever forget! I have to listen to every fucking racist chirp, but I can’t get too upset about it, no, otherwise what will the white fans think?! They can’t have an aggressive person of color on the ice calling out racism! God forbid! Now I can’t “act too gay” because that’s feeding into racist stereotypes? What the fuck does that even mean?! How does me being gay have anything to do with me being Asian? I’m fucking Canadian anyway! I was born here! Grew up here! My dad is fucking white for fucks sake! Oh, but don’t even get me started on that. I try so hard but it’s never fucking enough. And just because my mother is Japanese? How does that make sense?! The 2010s are almost over, why do I still have to deal with this fucking shit?! Ugh! I’m just so fucking tired of having to be perfect all the time!”

Ilya sat there patiently listening as Shane paced back and forth in front of him, letting him get it all out. He doesn’t always catch every word Shane says, but he can get the gist. They’ve been here many times before over the years. Every few months, Shane just loses it. Ilya can never really understand what his boyfriend is going through, but he’s happy to be the one Shane can open up to about all the pressure he’s always under.

Eventually, Shane loses steam and just flops down on the sofa, head landing in Ilya’s lap. Ilya immediately cards his fingers through Shane’s hair, nails scraping against his scalp because he knows he likes that.

“Feel better?”

“Mmm, eh, not really. Thanks for listening, though.”

Ilya leans down to kiss his temple. “Any time.”

He continues to rub Shane’s head until he falls asleep, exhausted from his tirade and the weight of being Shane Hollander.

[itskurwanumber5]

Ilya: hint hint hint

Shane: absolutely clueless

Ilya: Ah ok I got your hint you don't want the thing I am hinting ok, I'll drop it

Shane: This was the weirdest conversation I had this week, what?

Why are you playing the hints game with this autistic bitch dude

Shane: Oh it's a lot of paperwork! Nice thinking!

Ilya: I don't have anyone here, so. Here, medical proxy, financial power of attorney...

Shane: (kicking his feet)

...

Shane: And then he handed me all those papers!

Rose: Oh, so now you have a 1980s gay marriage. Cute!

Shane: wait what

...

Shane: Ilya.

Ilya: Well you were not thrilled when I brought up the whole marriage in conversation, so I took a hint and just took precautions. As you didn't want the label. But I am serious about you so.

Shane: WHEN? I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER IF YOU PROPOSED???

Ilya: I was giving you hints so you would propose if you wanted to?

Yuna: Hints? To Shane?

Ilya: ...

Shane: Ilya?!

Ilya: Now I feel stupid.