*laughs in evil*

Part Time Artist, Part Time Writer, Full time fandom enthusiast

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[lavenderprose]

Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.

[adooble]

beloved

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

[riotb0nes]

🫀

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[thewritersdidit]

AO3 taking 17 years to get beta-read and finally post an update is the most fanfic thing ever.

[bisexualspongebob]

the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

[shounenchild]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[remight]

1 week old Roxas is treated like milk webkin and it's so funny/sad

[unsaddie]

hello everyone it's Coupé time

I wanted to practice drawing clothes and luckily for me Coupé can pull off anything so she became my model :] Now does anyone want to help me with figuring out how other characters would dress up Robert, because I wanted to do some simpler ones with him and I'm indecisive with what would fit

Scars inspired by the amazing @aa-archer42 (hope you don't mind the tag king) I had a version without them but decided I love scars too much to leave them out + I don't want to add so many versions in one post DJKANW

yapping, additional sketch and refs below the cut!

Some sketches I was trying to do as more loose and quick, both for clothing and trying to give the poses more of a flow :3

I was testing a few different approaches to rendering since I still don't have a go-to process figured out; it's still very hit or miss, but I think I'm starting to get a little more comfortable with rendering!! I still struggle with drawing femme people though, gotta draw more of the girlies to improve on that

On the first pic the top left drawing started with doing most of the blocking out with the lasso fill tool and then switching to brushes, I was trying to use more interesting colors for shading there!

The drawing on the right and the one from the second pic were done in similar ways (sketch with base colors under it and then rendering on top), but the former had the clothes in grayscale at first and then gradient map and touch ups put over them, while the latter was in color from the start

I struggled a bunch with trying to get at least a similar effect with the texture and detailing on the right one without going insane and spending hours more over it, but hopefully it looks alright! It was my favorite outfit for Coop that I had saved, I think it suits her well, so I wanted to do it justice :]

The art with references I used!

[barbie-verse]

ive seen the theory floating around that the hollanov wedding didn't have chairs because they weren't sure that everyone they invited would attend (like the v0y*g3rs not coming despite shane giving them everything for over a decade) so they'd overshoot and end up with a bunch of empty chairs to look at on the most important day of their lives and while that may have played a part in it I also can't stop thinking about what other empty chairs there might have been that day

would they have put a chair out for irina? during on of their "wedding planning dinners" where they didn't really plan much because shane and ilya weren't even that excited for a wedding they were just excited to be married. do you think one of the hollanders would have bought it up, soft voiced and cautious, wanting to honour irina on that day, give her a space there, and ilya was struck with the reminder that his mama wouldn't be there to see him marry the love of his life?

cause I think the idea of an empty chair would send ilya into a tail spin. but not having a space for her might be even worse because she was and will always be so important to ilya. having everyone else that loves them sitting there and watching them and there being nothing for irina is worse than a physical representation of the hole she left in ilya's life, but he doesn't want to think about that, either

and shane realises this, he knows ilya better than anyone else in this world, so what if he's the one to suggest "why do we even need chairs?" the ceremony won't be especially long. they've not written their own vows. their love is theirs. anything they need to say to each other they've already said and they will keep saying them for the rest of their lives. just the standard I take thees and then they're done. who needs chairs for that? besides, they'll just ruin the grass

so no. they don't have chairs on their wedding day. they don't need them. they're surrounded by the people they love, showing them a fraction of how much they love each other. and irina is there, like she always is, on a golden chain near ilya's beating heart

[kyunmei]

new son

[stealingpotatoes]

life (my cat) always finds a way (to sleep on my clearly-not-comfortable legs)

[lumolyv]

Happy birthday kim dokja, you are loved by many✨