you and i won't be unhappy

Be good to each other because no one is gonna be good to you. #my fics #my text posts#characters i identify with#girl crazy not boy crazy 29 / f / ♏

[bloodysparklez]

the sillies!!!! read yohaji🔫

buncha meme redraws (+ one original)

[aitadraws]

Oh Ianthe...

[onebigsword]

“What can I say, I love a little gall on gall.”

[runmienn]

Evil creature Ianthe Tridentarius 🤲

[aritany]

[loveridden1999]

important culture exchange happening rn

[coldswarkids]

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

[coldswarkids]

[strangebrew]

filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[weaver-z]

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

[weaver-z]

Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[forthegothicheroine]

[castillon02]

ID: a screenshot of a reply bubble by autisticspecialeducator reading ‘We should do this with Jeff Bezos.’ 

[sa2ha]

amazing

[technoturian]

The lighting in these photos makes them look like an impressionist painting and I love it.

[speculativefictions-deactivated]

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

[notallmensheviks]

turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.

[idislikethissite]

Linked tweet:

[alex-the-bringer-of-chaos]

@kh3finalmix oh beautiful

[marisatomay]

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

[marisatomay]

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”

[roseworth]

so i was thinking about

post cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something