Butt wonder

My name is Alex and I'm a disney princess (tho I allow you to call me Sheppey) I love psychological movies, books, etcetera; tea, cosplay and drawing. Fandoms are various, so the best would be to consider this blog multifandom and additionally full of random things, pretty clothes I want and places I would love to see (which are tagged as reference because why not). I have a very, VERY unhealthy obsession with Cillian Murphy and other celebrities, but mainly the former. I love talking so no need to avoid the askbox! I will also cry and sob about characters, stories, shipping and otps with anyone. PS. I make the worst puns.

[oli-twist]

my head’s in the homework

but my heart’s on my blog 

[justonetae]

i’M SCREAMING

[schmookens]

[cheesare-blog]

why do people call lucifer always satan like dudes his name is lucifer satan is just a title y'know 

[cheesare-blog]

4chan: full of offensive assholes

tumblr: full of offended assholes

[jsprincessparties-deactivated20]

This is just a really cool photo in my opinion!

Disneyland Paris - Christmas Season 2011

Cinderellas Dance by mlle dreamer

[nevermindthebuzzcocks]

[rlyhigh]

…and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

and then he added, “the Greek one, too”

[lucifersblog]

I didn’t expect you guys to actually listen.

[pursuingsunshine]

every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide

[theediblehulk-deactivated201804]

Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?

[khoshekh-yourself-deactivated20]

[laheymoremoved-blog-blog]

i hate it when people are like “no you’re not old enough to know your sexuality yet” like as if you’re not allowed to be anything other than heterosexual until you’ve reached a certain age and you get a ticket to choose your path of sexuality shut up

[canitbeawesome-blog]

[ticktickticktickticktick-deacti]

I don’t reblog porn usually but this was really great and my followers can just deal with it okay

I hope I don’t get hate lol ;D 

[taggianto]

You call that porn?

Now this is some hot, NSFW action.

[tfhfkjhi-deactivated20140413]

THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

[eddeha]

WOAH THERE THAT IS GRAPHIC

[cheesare-blog]

Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.

Me: Well fuck

Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.

Me: Thank fuck

[elcomfortador]

There is a German word, Kummerspeck, that means “the excess weight gained from emotional eating” and that translated literally means “grief bacon.” And this, friends, is the perfect stock photo to illustrate that.

[closetextrovert]

The polar opposite of “women laughing alone with salad”

[elknight20]

^Yep.^

[fluffmugger]

How can one grieve when one has bacon?

[im-destroya]

[vvhatserface]

This is a person dying under an MRI scan

some doctors don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and shoot their patients

tragically beautiful.

[lrvin-deactivated20131229]

I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THE COMMENT IM GOING TO HELL

[hellsleepsaround]

[mandaloriangf]

This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

never forget to wash the butt.

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

(via TumbleOn)

[mustcrushcapitalism-blog]

Holy shit you guys

So this personality test was going around right

but

did everyone play it all the way through?

All five stages?

Because I did and holy shit.

Holy. Shit.

[frankclairearchive]

so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me

[ulibeanzz]

follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little