Sheogorath's Mad Little Sister

Crazy? Me? That's... Madness... Gamer, nerd, weirdo, forever in pursuit of new friends and good pizza Check out my Ao3 account for poorly written fanfics @ NintendoWiierdo

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[mychemicalginger]

Does anyone else catch themselves saying ‘maker’ instead of something like 'Jesus’ more since playing Dragon Age or is it just me? Like you sit there and see a picture of you younger and go 'maker, I forgot I had that haircut’ or something.

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I did this the other day!! I was super tired and put the tap to hot instead of cold and like shoved my hands under the water, scalded them mildly, and screamed "maKERS TITS" XD

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Fenris & Hawke answer the boyfriend tag questions and face some truths about themselves… Kirkwall Coffee 7 coming soon (check out the preview at the end!)

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This is the best thing ever ugh

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I made a tarot card design for my Inquisitor Trevelyan yesterday ^^

(NobleAni is my Insta tag)

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[alorik1000]

Reasons Dragon Age Inquisition must be protected

1. They’ve got no breeches.

2. I’m too pretty to die!

3. Pillowy man-bosoms

4. Look up, giant lady with titsicles.

5. I see you like to play with fire, Inquisitor.

6. We discovered this man attacking the building… With a goat.

7. *Solas Disapproves*

8. [Disgusted Noise]

[takawbird]

Zodiac charms! They’re up for preorder at tanaw.tictail.com! Sticker sets are available too! <3

[cheeseandsweetrolls]

I drew Zev❤

Based on a photo of Dylan Spouse where he looks SUPER like Zevran

(NobleAni is my Insta tag oops)

[luxury-loki]

New tweet from Tom!

Me when my parents go out to eat without me:

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ooof yup

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Me: Uh hi, yeah, I'll take two shots of whisky and a slap in the face please?

Dude: Madam, this is a dog shelter?

Me: *slides a £100 monopoly note across the desk*

Me: please

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Okay but having a bowl of Doritos and a glass of milk for breakfast is the same as having lucky charms/cereal don't @ me

[boobunny60]

My sad attempt at making a comic :(

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This is adorable I love it so much!! ❤❤

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Farscape S01E20

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Why do I ship it make it stop 😭😭

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principal from school of rock absolutely fuckin wild

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Dragon or no dragon, we need a name for this adorable creature!

[minelskede-deactivated20190606]

✨Spiky the Mighty Lizard ✨

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Reblog Spiky for good fortune

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So if a zombie apocalypse happened right now; do you think, in like 20 years, all the teens who would then be adults would still be quoting vines and memes at each other?

Someone hands them a gun but it's got no ammo in it so they throw it like "this bitch empty! Yeeeeeet"

Someone gets bitten by a zombie and they're all "Charlie bit me!"

Any time anybody ever finds new shoes "Damn daniel"

Someone finds a beat up old guitar and decides to try and serenaded the person they have a crush on "I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you... bitch"

Two people stand on top of a building looking out at a horde of zombies. One turns to the other and says "look at all those chickens"

Making your way through hostile territory and you throw something to get someone's attention and you just hear them scream "whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe"

I had some weird dreams and also have just watched Markiplier play through TLoU for the hundredth time and T H I S is the result don't judge me 😂😂