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[cheesetheman]

With the way I listen to music *which is the best way* I am fully prepared to go Deaf...seriously I’ve learned ASL already and everything

[cheesetheman]

Do other people mothers just say sorry for everything even for things that have nothing to do with them. Like I’ll go show my mother a bite that I have and she’ll say “oh honey I’m so sorry” like she sent the mosquito after me or something.

[cheesetheman]

sometimes crying is like an emotional orgasm 

[cheesetheman]

Am I almost 21 years old? Yes. Am I still gonna watch stupid cheesy Disney movies? Yes.

[cheesetheman]

i find it vary hard to believe that my spouse who i’m supposed to be the closest to in the whole world is going to be a male 

oh wait ...or female... who knows what gender i am i could be a boy, girl, or whatever you’ll never know 

[cheesetheman]

Me: *yapping about the Mandalorian*

My friend: yeah but Mando could get it... with the helmet on of course 

Me: *confused but also understands*

[cheesetheman]

I gotta stop leaving myself reminders in code because for the life of me i cant remember what they mean 

[cheesetheman]

Why is the evil twin brother of Donald Davenport from Lab Rats in Netflix's “You” and why did I instantly recognize him?

[cheesetheman]

why...why him...why not me...

to me you weren’t a knockoff to me you were the one and only 

RIP Eli Cardashyan 

[cheesetheman]

do you guys know the movie “She’s The Man” from the early 2002′s. Well for the longest time in thought the movie was called “Cheese The Man” solely based on the fact that they talked about cheese in the movie.