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megan | everything blog

[moon111111]

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[grimoiremanifest]

situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

[grimoiremanifest]

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[fairycosmos]

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

[jofiah]

Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[exuberantocean]

That boy is going places.

[fairweatheralways]

[zxbuster-advent]

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[gasterofficial]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now