Open-your-eyes

Fuck your Rolexes and your Red bottoms

[cheesycheesypizza]

Tumblr is DEAD

[cheesycheesypizza]

Talking about season 8

[cheesycheesypizza]

r/gifs - Dog breaks world record by catching 83 yard frisbee toss

118,829 votes and 1,617 comments so far on Reddit

This is what i live for

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dndfantasyworld]

This Dog Has A Warmer Heart Than Most People

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[advice-animal]

One time I forgot to take some scissors out of my carry-on bag.

[cheesycheesypizza]

I also forgot to take out a pair of scissors from my first aid kit. The security guy took it out, looked at them, looked at me and was like “they’re fine” and put them back in my first aid kit.

[sixpenceee]

Seen in LA, under the 101 pass. Via u/MBorkBorkBork

[gif87a-com]

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

[espressobean]

[sixpenceee]

It’s about time you learn this.

[kitkatjohnson]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I remain a slave to the systems I’ve subconsciously learned

Fuck

[sixpenceee]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[anxietyproblem]

[sixpenceee]

Calhoun’s Mouse Utopia

In July 1968, ethologist John B. Calhoun built a “mouse utopia,” a metal enclosure 9 feet square with unlimited food, water, and nesting material. He introduced four pairs of mice, and within a year they had multiplied to 620. 

But after that the society began to fall apart males became aggressive, females began neglecting their young, and the weaker mice were crowded to the center of the pen, where resources were scarce. By January 1973 the whole colony was dead.

Calhoun felt that his experiment held lessons as to the potential dangers of human overpopulation, and he urged his colleagues to study the effects of high population density on human behavior. (Source) 

[pancakeman720]

This was a terrifying experiment

[naramdil]

there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

[morningwood10]

this is trying so hard to be deep when in reality it makes no god damn sense

[advice-animal]

Changing facts based on your perspective is exactly what’s wrong with today’s society.