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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act
Sept.22nd - Dec.21st | *heavy rain, thunder n lightning intensifies* we’re sticking 2 our gothic elements in dis 1
Crimson Peak
“After marrying the charming and seductive Sir Thomas Sharpe, young Edith finds herself swept away to his remote gothic mansion in the English hills. Also living there is Lady Lucille, Thomas' alluring sister and protector of her family's dark secrets. Able to communicate with the dead, Edith tries to decipher the mystery behind the ghostly visions that haunt her new home. As she comes closer to the truth, Edith may learn that true monsters are made of flesh and blood.”
Y’all will not sleep on this movie
Guillermo del Toro is 1 of my fave film directors
misleading trailers was this movies downfall
Corpse Bride
“Victor and Victoria's families have arranged their marriage. Though they like each other, Victor is nervous about the ceremony. While he's in a forest practicing his lines for the wedding, a tree branch becomes a hand that drags him to the land of the dead. It belongs to Emily, who was murdered after eloping with her love and wants to marry Victor. Victor must get back aboveground before Victoria marries the villainous Barkis Bittern.”
oki..we GET IT, shes delulu buh he did te-call nickel lly propose 2 her🙈
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
“Evil Judge Turpin lusts for the beautiful wife of a London barber and transports him to Australia for a crime he did not commit. Returning after 15 years and calling himself Sweeney Todd, the now-mad man vows revenge, applying his razor to unlucky customers and shuttling the bodies down to Mrs. Lovett, who uses them in her meat-pie shop. Though many fall to his blade, he will not be satisfied until he slits Turpin's throat.”
“I could eat you up, I really could!🔪
Halsey: If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power
“…The singer, who uses she/they pronouns, is releasing the record alongside an IMAX film of the same name; there have been no singles, only increasingly gory, fantastical trailers and a theatrical unveiling of the album art at the Met. But the record itself has a tight, internal focus: It’s about walking the line between self-preservation and self-destruction, control and compulsion, the thrill and terror of getting what you want. Instead of sieving these themes through an elaborate architecture, Halsey lets horror—of the body, of the mind, of mortality—radiate outward. The result is alluring and spectral. It’s their best work yet...” — Pitchfork
Van Hellsing: Ultimate
“The vampire Alucard, his master Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, and his newly sired ward Seras Victoria, try to protect England from a war-crazed SS-Major who seeks to start an eternal war with his vampire army.”
I have yet 2 finish this series cuz the tv busted BUH it def a watch (according 2 statistics?? This is the best n loyal adaptation from the manga)
Shiki
“Supernatural horrors befall a small town when its population begins mysteriously dying off.”
the switch up @ the end, was feelin bob wires around my throat😵
Underworld (series)
“Under cover of night, vampires engage in an age-old battle with their sworn enemies, the Lycans, a clan of violent werewolves. Selene, a vampire orphaned in the wake of a bloody Lycan attack, works for the vampire clan as a trained killer. When the Lycans take a mysterious interest in Michael Corvin, an exceptional mortal doctor, Selene struggles to save him from Lucian, a ruthless Lycan leader hellbent on ending the vampire bloodline.”
Nobody: Selene: (as she should tho)
that “where’s my hug” punk n “pick me!!” bish need 2 go
terrified of werewolves buh they r so awesome..rq tho,,,where r the super speed n shi?? Vampires were giving human that like 2 hiss furry kink?? if we’re being honest
Blade (series)
“A half-mortal, half-immortal is out to avenge his mother's death and rid the world of vampires. The modern-day technologically advanced vampires he is going after are in search of his special blood type needed to summon an evil god who plays a key role in their plan to execute the human race.”
“What if we kissed at the blood race👀”
this movie is so fukin awesome, think it was part 2 tho my fave?? Vamps were..disturbing tho
That don’t make action like this an e more <3
Queen of the Damned
“Follows the legendary vampire Lestat, who has reinvented himself as a rock star in the contemporary American music scene. His music wakes Akasha, the queen of all vampires, and inspires her desire to make Lestat her king. Akasha's malevolent power is so great that all the immortal vampires must stand against her if they want to survive. Meanwhile, a young London woman with a fascination for the dark side falls in love with Lestat.”
Aaliyah was made 4 this role, like the movie was cool buh this scene alone kept it going fr
I’m just tryna get in the middle☺️
Vampiric gothic aesthetic is top-tier
Van Helsing
“Famed monster slayer Gabriel Van Helsing is dispatched to Transylvania to assist the last of the Valerious bloodline in defeating Count Dracula. Anna Valerious reveals that Dracula has formed an unholy alliance with Dr. Frankenstein's monster and is hell-bent on exacting a centuries-old curse on her family. Together Anna and Van Helsing set out to destroy their common enemy, but uncover some unsettling secrets along the way.”
Cross-over of the century. Frankenstein, Dracula, Van Helsing, werewolves AND zombies??
Idc about the damn poor cgi, I had FUN, that shi was awesome
Goldie Locks was my fave <\3
Spooky season is upon us!!
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i am now one year older
Hot take but rigid divisions between queer identities and heavily-policed labels that are treated like diagnoses are really, really bad.
Trans men have shared histories with lesbians who have shared histories with bisexual women who have shared histories with ace people who have shared histories with aro people have shared histories with gay men who have shared histories with trans women who have shared histories with nonbinary people who have shared histories with etc etc etc etc etc.
Labels are important for people who want them, but we need to stop treating sexuality and gender as rigid boxes and checklists.
#we need to stop treating sexuality and gender as rigid boxes and checklists!!! #just like every other word in the human language #labels are categories made up by humans #and thus flawed #they’re there to help you find community and a feeling of belonging and to help you understand yourself #if a label doesn’t do any of that for you anymore #it’s fine to change it #and it’s even fine to change it back! #labels are not meant to cage you in #and they are DEFINITELY not meant to divide us into groups #seperate us from each other #and make some groups feel superior over others (via @krokorobin)
bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see
"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately
Every time someone’s like “who are you gonna call when you get robbed?”
1. Know how I know you’ve never been robbed?
2. I am going to call my insurance company and file a claim, the only usefulness a cop has at this point is generating a report number for said insurance company to refer to
3. Seriously all a cop’s gonna do after establishing that the robber/burglar/whoever isn’t there anymore is say “what do you want me to do about it?” and leave
Also:
Federal asset forfeitures topped burglary losses for the first time in 2014.
So, ya know.
I know I said I was tired of living through big historic moments.... but I’ll take it back if I live to see the British monarchy dissolved
This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”
Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.
1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.
2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.
3. Robin Williams
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Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.
Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.
Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.
smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky
Judge magazine, 1921
this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now
One more year before the 100year anniversary
it’s been 100 years now
me_irl
i think there should be more stories about gay people coming back from the dead
ok points for originality on this one
VICTORIAN
(Mary Jones, 1836. Transphobic caption cropped out.)
FASHION
(Unidentified woman, c. 1840s)
DOESN’T BELONG
(Unidentified woman, 1850s)
TO
(Unidentified woman, 1860s.)
WHITE
(Unidentified woman, early 1870s)
WOMEN
(Unidentified woman, early 1880s)
PERIOD
(Officers of the Women’s League in Newport, Rhode Island. 1899.)
anyone who says otherwise can come take it up with me. these images are just scratching the surface. there are so many
we’re killing our planet
hamg on i gotta find smthn
mine craf