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The opening title card of the movie “HOLES” is misspelled in DVD and Blu-Ray copies of the film.

Often when a movie is transferred to DVD, Blu-Ray, and 4K formats, the titles have to be redone to read more legibly. When Disney released “HOLES” in 2003, the title card itself was written in small text in the corner of the screen. If transferred to home video normally, this title would have been only five pixels tall and too faint to make out.

But in early 2004, when the time came to alter the title for home video, the digital technician responsible typed the name wrong and quality control never caught it, all the way through the film’s blu-ray release in 2018. No fans wrote in noticing the flaw, nobody in quality for the disc releases, nobody at all noticed, and so the flaw remains to this day.

When we at FIJMU brought the error to Disney’s attention, a kind intern in an old fashioned hat simply took the initiative and explained, “I can fix that.”

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where my hloes at

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Why, they’re all hanging out at:

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my favorite part about the twilight zone is when rod serling starts by just tearing into the main character. just the most brutal insults he can think of

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 63

Alucard (Castlevania)

Caleb Widogast (Critical Role)

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 45

Mordecai Heller (Lackadaisy)

Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

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galbee

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tony stark is literally a genius

yeah but hes a genius the way jimmy neutron is a genius, you know what i mean? like every jimmy neutron episode he makes some wild shit that no regular person would be able to make but then he fucks up every time bc he just has No Common Sense. that was tony with ultron like yeah he was intelligent enough to make a whole artificial intelligence robot but then the AI robot tries to fucking kill everyone like……………wow you just made me realize age of ultron is literally just an episode of jimmy neutron

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they gave me a headache :<

seraphont’s too good, Soy ain’t built to handle such peak ◞ ‸ ◟

ain’t stopping me tho ( ` ꒳ ´ )✧

here’s them on their own ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )

#murder drones

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Oh hello miss doorman

Close ups 🦇

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facts about you please

"You Please" is a 1978 novel by Frank Mutterbruder about a hypersexual woman's growing lust for an artist who is only interested in her as a model. The story concerns her attempts to seduce him as they grow more and more outlandish and dangerous. The book's graphic sexuality and implied cannibalism caused it to be banned in several states, though the publisher, Grovemeat Press, appealed and won at the federal level.

Mutterbruder was likely inspired by his older friend, Frankie Powers-Jovani, a famous gay artist known for his Tom-Of-Finland style works depicting men in leather with large, round muscles and other bulging parts. Powers-Jovani had worked with a model, assumed by some to be Bettie Page (though no evidence of this exists) on an unreleased series, said to have been destroyed by either Frankie or the model upon their feud.

The book departs from reality however when its protagonist, Jessica Jellie, creates a love potion to make her artist friend love her back. She mixes the potion wrong and accidentally creates a fluid capable of melting men into a delicious putty. After killing the artist, she begins melting other men and serving the putty as a sort of cake fondant that she sells under the name of "Manzipan."

Frank Mutterbruder died in 1982 when he was himself melted into putty during the Pittsburgh Play-Dough Calamity. His novel has gone largely ignored until recently, when Yorgos Lanthimos optioned it with Emma Stone to play Jessica Jellie and Colin Farrell as artist Yakov Geww.

The original printing of the novel "You Please" also won the Albert A. Gore Award for Most Recyclable Paper, but this is generally considered irrelevant to its literary significance.

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