I like scalpels

Sup peeps I'm an artist in Oregon. Softcore Weaboo, nerdlurker, etc.I post my personal art here and whatever else is relevant to my interests. The vast majority of my art I have is plans for stories I like to do, and random ideas.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[gooseworx]

"If the circus was never meant to be a mystery box, then what was the one question you hoped the audience would ask themselves after the finale—not about the plot, but about themselves?"

"why wasn't slenderman there?"

[galaxia-art]

pov: grace tries to explore outside the biodome, only to find himself in a first person horror game in a foggy pitch dark hellscape with many alien rock spiders, scuttling in and out of the darkness. at least they're all friendly!

[pineappical]

i've always wondered what human speech would look like visually in the POV of eridians in the same way eridian speech is written as music notes in the book and my favorite version of it i've seen in fics is when words are written as phonetics in rocky's POV :-) oh and also that one post about rocky and grace figuring out random words they can say in the other's language

[nyenye0701]

grace eat all of the food rn

[lord-kitschener]

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

[curseworm]

i dont want to live anymore

[eazzy--pink]

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

[androxibot-deactivated20190428]

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

[brookietf]

LMAO

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

S I N

[raedmagdon]

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

[nonelvis]

In my time as fic author and fic archive mod, I have seen some terrifying porn. But the stuff that gets published is sometimes even more amazing.

[lew-basnight]

Tell me you have never actually tasted or smelled chocolate without telling me. I usually keep my blog fairly pg aside from the swearing but I have been laughing so hard at this for so long my stomach hurts

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[katharkness]

In a sense, it doesn’t matter how ridiculous it sounds to think Pepsi would genuinely honour that. Pepsi said that they would, therefore they have to, or else they’re guilty of false advertising. Companies can’t be allowed to say whatever they want in adverts, and when asked to pony up pull “it was just a joke, bro”. To use a slightly less ridiculous example, Fallout 76. One of the preorder editions can with a canvas backpack. But when they finally shipped, the durable canvas backpacks somehow became flimsy nylon. Complaints to publisher Bethesda got the response that the canvas version advertised was a prototype that was too expensive to make, so they handed out the cheap imitations instead. It took like two years in the courts for Bethesda to give people what they actually pay for. And they won because advertising law says you have to deliver on what you promise, even if it’s a Harrier jet. Introducing any level of “it’s just a joke” makes that effectively meaningless.

[cornnie-corn]

What could have been 💭

[nikkiaart]

Redrew and updated my “the gang goes to New York” picture

[zombiotical]

greznedge

[depsidase]

[six-tooth]

the fumbling one

[mleelunsford]

I don't need to explain myself

[sharkfiinn]

🐈🐈🐈

[hawkinasock]

J redesign hmmmmmmmmmm