Man sees crab for the first time.
does he...
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosimo Galluzzi

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Peter Solarz
Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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JBB: An Artblog!
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Stranger Things
Xuebing Du

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@chef-conq
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he...
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
“In 2020, we will come together. So we may be stronger apart.”
Is that smonk on the right
oh btw they also teased that theyll work on warlord, cent and glad next!
I'd rather they buff conq
Trying to switch from Conq to other heroes.
This turned out better than I expected since I made this on my phone
God this hits me where it hurts
@crankyda3rd
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
My little army
Me walking home in Minecraft after taming every parrot in the jungle
Favorite Halloween candy by state.
Who the fuck likes life savers
HONG KONG UPDATE 8 OCT 2019
This is a patch-up update.
1. (Pic 1) HK police suddenly charged up onto unsuspecting unmasked and unarmed family, snatched the two parents, leaving crying and terrified child alone on street.
2. (Pic 2-4) Police sets up new "anti-violence" hotline; effectively encourages Mao-era snitching.
3. (Pic 5-8) The pro-CCO taxi car t*error attack on 6 Oct 2019 that left 3 wounded, 2 seriously and 1 lady with both legs broken.
Police now monitoring severely injured lady instead of pro-CCP taxi driver. Taxi driver who carried out t*error attack not arrested; protesting citizen that beat him for trying to kill people was arrested (8 Oct 2019). Violence is not something ppl want, but they resort to it because the police do not do anything/arrest them instead, and if they didn't immobilise attackers, often the attackers continue and result in more casualties.
Taxi driver claims (11 Oct 2019) that someone reached in and pulled on his sterring wheel, causing him to lose control of the taxi. Lies. There is a video of him driving into the crowd twice, of which the second time ended up with the woman pinned to the wall.
Pro-Beijing organisation Safeguard Hong Kong (which includes a grp of business and political leaders) has started a fundraising canpaign for the taxi driver, and intend to award him with HKD520, 000.
Deputy Commissioner of Police, Oscar Kwok Yam-shu, voice support for the taxi driver at a police presscon shorty after the t*error attack. Kwok did not blame the driver, downplayed it as a traffic accident, and instead spent a lot of time criticising the citizens who attacked him.
HKers pointed out that the police did not conduct investigation or collect testimonies and immediately concluded that it was a traffic accident.
Murderer gets rewarded. Victim gets monitored. Defender gets arrested.
4. (Pic 9) HK police force blames journalists for not being careful.
My heart literally shattered seeing that poor kid whose parents were snatched. What the fuck
I'm ready to fight china let's settle this 1v1 fox only final destination
China done did it now
#Tetrischallenge
Swiss police department started a challenge, to show what is in their vehicle. Soon a lot off other public services joined in.
Okay I really love this! Yes it makes light of the seriousness of their jobs but just imagine what a teaching aide these could be! Kids would really dig it and it could be so much fun! I especially like that they have posed like action figures because in reality they are action figures, hero’s in our communities. So much awesome :)
Literally my only complaint is all the medical paraphernalia on the floor. Someone better have resterilized it all.
This is so funny bc thry look like they’re one of those DIY model kits
Things Organised Neatly.
Rebloging for my hometown’s one!
I’m not on enough drugs for this
I’m here for this.
Never forget brothers. Better dead, than red.
Oh hey I made a chart
For some reason I am a vampire nerd.
Im an… ELF jock????
I'm confused charlie explain
Fort Bourtange, Netherlands.
This is the biggest middle finger to an infantry assault I’ve ever seen.
**BFFFEUSSS BVULTT**
Today is the 25th anniversary of The Elder Scrolls, and Bethesda is marking the occasion by giving everyone a free copy of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, today only! They have a lot more planned for the rest of the week, but you can grab your copy here: https://elderscrolls.bethesda.net/en/tes25
They didn’t mention it, but it IS the game of the year edition. That means you get all the expansion packs: Tribunal, Bloodmoon, Divayth Fyr’s 4th Grade Typing Adventure, you can even explore Vvardenfell (a thing we haven’t been able to do since TES III: Morrowind)!
uhh, what is Divayth Fyr’s 4th Grade Typing Adventure?
A prolonged flashback sequence to the school days of Nerevar, Sotha Sil, and Divayth Fyr in the class of the mean Schoolmaster Kagrenac. You help Nerevar build up the courage to ask Almalexia out, Sotha Sil go to the Resdayn National Spelling Bee, and Divayth Fyr realize that learning is cool AND fun.
Due to the technical issues with the website, the giveaway has been extended through the weekend.