i will spill coffee on you and all you love

gross cryptid. loves robots. personally victimized by seafood flavored ramen.

[chef-tonberry]

@lusinga @thefeatherofmaat @tempestinateacup-get-unique @mrmchughes @triciaisabela @karinawolfff @anakinkshamer @buddyfighter @sweetladyj @jigglywood @whatthehaps @the-flower-graveyard @podcasthell @rampaging-mongler @bigbossponytail-blog-blog @oliver-the-mighty @wethugsfromkt @gyrro @neongenesisanimationbudget @badguyfetish @everyone-loves-knives @jdmiao @fxtins @ucancallme-al @aikoirontail @officialheimskr-blog @unloveely @dreamscapepie @the-future-is-in-our-hands @mybloodisstillalive @drive-malfunction @ophibell @abandoned-sanity @liiblack @musoka515 @j-jocosplay @kyleklirn @angstysatsuki @tonks17 @cia092 @kristinesschtick-blog @kc-universe @pepakurapros-blog @laughterandlife @asteampoweredvaulthunter @ineedbetterboots @captsaucypants-blog @anja-encapetada @mrsdoctormuffin @elvenarcher 

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[chef-tonberry]

@anja-encapetada @mrsdoctormuffin @elvenarcher @wyldstallyn @poppedlens @gothmarshmallow @lynndalynnda @noregretsonlymistakes420-bl-blog @slytherinprefect @captainpenelope @cowboyboba @wow-en-serio @daniellabellas @theoldsiddershow @pixiemints @poisonedcherrysliquor @kiss-my-rask @trickybun @herquack-gottbill @pastaofficial @kenshairisfullofsecrets @somenerdyguy1-blog @gigigachi @afrocactus @cockstellations @taintedluminary @perfectlydelayed @lucashhh @pokemondawndusk @plum-crazyy @kukkakeppi @roosco-blog-blog @biggreenpepper @browalkgnomo-blog @mygiftsofsilence @babybarracuda @feralprince @terrapanda-ludo @novmber28th-blog @movnijsai-blog @pazlovesmonsters @thescoutdiaries-blog @goforbronze @thekingdomofdong @fortunesinsanity @disruptedoriginal @the-silverpan @safetytank @tonychacheres @justlizziethings 

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[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[saltybreastmilk-deactivated2015]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

who needs top surgery when you’ve got a woman baking eggs in avocados

[trans-kaidan-alenko]

Reblog to blow your tits clean off

[vierbryn]

[94946757231-deactivated20160220]

this is perfect

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[samsketchbook]

GEL PEN HELL HOUND CONTINUED

[internetbt]

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

i’m really bored with my first name 

[75orchids]

your name is now crab78

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hozier: here’s a love song about satan clandestinely falling in love with a human woman, here’s another about rotting in a field with my sweetheart and getting eating by the local fauna, and finally here is one about being reincarnated as a shrike and skewering small rodents onto my beloved’s thorns, who, of course, reincarnated into a thorny plant...as a shrike does

me, every time:

[renthony]

Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.

[wolg-fang]

You wouldn’t download a plant

[fishyandclintbarton]

Bitch, i might.

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him

[ampervadasz]

[missvoltairine-blog]

One time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.

Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like “making love to mother earth” and it changed his life etc.

needless to say we all called him “bogfucker” behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.

Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I’m like, ok, that’s weird, but at least they aren’t fucking a bog and then making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.

[missvoltairine-blog]

It’s been over a year since I posted this