I was making a little joke sir

Just a place to dump my TOS Chekov headcanons and have fun with it

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Intro

I wanted a place to pop all of my chekov head canons other than my notes app or main blog since it was becoming a bit of a mess, I won't be tagging any of these besides this post and the occasional poll so that I don't clog up the chekov tag.

Few ground rules here:

•I won't be doing any nsfw headcanons

•I don’t mind minors interacting but do be aware I am an adult

•Most of my asks will go into my queue, but sometimes I do get lazy and just post it right away

•I occasionally forget I’ve already posted a hc or change my mind when that happens just roll with it

•Differing opinions are always welcome when it comes to the headcanons but let’s not be rude

•Obligatory I am anti-russia, anything said about russia or truthfully any country here is about the fictional peaceful future of startrek we can only hope for some day

I'm just here to have fun, and please feel free to send any of your headcanons I always love seeing other people's interpretations!

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Schizophrenia .

Gee I wonder who this is from.

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Carrot cake is his favorite cake

[cuntatrons]

Here’s just the stats for Chekov’s screen time (again not counting generations nor any of the fan films)

Total time: 3 hours 18 minutes and 7 seconds

Longest appearance: The Wrath of Khan at 17 minutes 21 seconds

Longest appearance in the show: The Way to Eden at 12 minutes 48 seconds

Shortest appearance: A Piece Of The Action at 7 seconds

Full chart under the cut

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Have you ever wondered how much total screen time Pavel Chekov had in TOS? Have you yearned to watch only scenes of him even if the shot is just a few of his eyebrow hairs or a hand? Well boy howdy do I have the thing just for you!

Introducing the Chekov SuperCut!

If you call now we’ll even throw in the long sought after Statistic Sheet AND Charts!! 

Don’t let this one pass you by! Call Now!!

Generations is not included in any data, as I have yet to watch it. After I watch it I will add it to the supercut and update the folder. If I feel so generous I might also add in Koenig’s appearances in the fan films.

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Loves to hit a oh boo hoo

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Is more flexible than he will ever let on.

Can do the splits (in both directions), but no one really knows that because its not something that becomes relevant in day-to-day life.

i feel like in his younger years yeah but i think after his dancing days hes getting a little more lazy with stretching regularly and losing some of that flexibility

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Chekov would fucking HATE most wii sports (but would also suck at the irl equivalent)

I was just talking about this, and I agree mostly except I will die on this horse that Chekov is a Beast in the bowling rink. He’s so good it’s actually pathetic. He hates wii bowling because he sucks at it it’s nothing like his beloved wife and one true love: bowling

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He'd be a sucker for lingonberry

And I’ve been saying this

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Weak ankles

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Loves to hit a “womp womp”

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He would’ve loved club penguin 

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He’s not decorating his quarters but you should see his bathroom

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Screams into his pillow at the end of a shit day and thinks that his bunk mates somehow won’t hear it

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Briefly used to wear lifts in his shoes

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Hes the uncle doing magic tricks

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Milk drinker