Chelsea Chatterbox

23. Oklahoma. Nurse. I play rugby and my dog is really cool. 

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[jujanon]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[viralthings]

Monks confused by band name

[slo-djinn]

Maybe they also are into grunge

[patronsaintofqualityfootwear]

#theyre probably not confused and are just the funniest people on earth

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

[adoringfriends]

[chongito]

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

[straightboyfriend]

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

[sjuki]

[cloperella]

I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies.  Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. 

Well done, Disney. 

[hedgethodge]

Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

[inactive1346597623595641352]

This movie is a treasure.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog

[ruinedchildhood]

[nicejewishguy]

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[sunfortune]

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

[ampervadasz]

[saiasus]

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

how do you make someone holy

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

you beat the hell out of them

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

did you just trigger tag my grandma

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me: