Chemical Defect & Human Error.

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[buddhabrand]

a little man without a worry

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

thot

[iamoutofideas]

HEY!

[ask-izayan]

[weavemama]

this is inspirational omg

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dapper af. (via rubyymaee)

[inosanteria-deactivated20181125]

Almudena Cathedral, Madrid, Spain

[caraya]

[bob-belcher]

me, at any minor inconvenience 

[severeheroineaddiction]

[xxedgybastardxx-deactivated2023]

this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Close the goddam door.

[ruinedchildhood]

[funnypicsdept]

[officialjiggly]

What are the healthiest teas

[stalling]

Honesty, integrity, and loyalty

[officialjiggly]

Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer

[ampervadasz]

[garbage-empress]

she who controls the frogs controls it all

[jtated-deactivated20180729]

At first I was like hmmmmmm but THEN

[lesbianrey]

when you want to be free of the Social Medias™ but you realize that a) they’re unfortunately a vital part of modern life and discourse and you’d be effectively shutting out a lot of important people and ideas and b) you’ve been on them for so long that they have defined your very personality, interests, and habits and theres nothing to fall back on

[ruphobic]

[fortooate]

i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis

[car0den]

does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell

[fortooate]

that’s the beauty part

some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is a) simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting, b) therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, c) does not account for any level of partial erection, & d) reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement

what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great.

[ordenna-deactivated20181024]

mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer

[velmadinkleygothedit]

don’t censor him

[toxicmp3]

first of all. luigi has cankles, second of all, what razor does he use because those gams are SLEEK

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

Why are you all like this

[somanyofthekids]

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.