CondensedSalt

 23 (he/him) I finally like liking things and don't wanna give that up any time soon!

[demilypyro]

working on a thing. it's going well

[codex-entry]

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[headspace-hotel]

Oh. Shit.

[veryboringca]

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[maxadecillion]

just because you chose this for her doesn't make it less real

[demilypyro]

"you gotta play the hand you're dealt" somebody doesn't know how to build for draw/discard. *does a backflip*

[demilypyro]

I'm glad people are finding this post inspiring but it's actually about my best friend The Silent from Slay the Spire

[keetchem]

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[kosmogrl]

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[kosmogrl]

[the1920sinpictures]

1928 c. Uranium glass. From Art Deco and Art Nouveau, FB.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Truth oozing out of her bath to irradiate mankind

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[catchymemes]

[angelnumber27]

Jeremy’s at it again girls

[gaytanic-panic]