Geek Much

Follow me in the real world too! www.thecapecodgeek.com/   Dude I'm an old person on tumblr. 40 years old this year, but fuck that, I find more things in common with tumblr than I do with real life sometimes. I'm a frustrated actress/director that never got out in the world to make much of myself so I direct movies in my head and am over dramatic with everything else. I love Star Wars, LOTR, American Football, and way too many other random things to list here. Drop me a line I'm up for that.

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Always Rafting & Kayaking!

Hey tumblr peeps - it’s been a while! The Covid has changed a lot about life in general but I’m excited to announce that I’m going to be working at Always Rafting & Kayaking in Marysvale, UT. If you’re in the area check it out. I’m still a geek, just on the river now! www.alwaysrafting.com 

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- Famous Last Words

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Cause life isn’t heartbreaking enough.

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Anyone as in love with Chocolate KDrama as I am??

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[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

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LEGEND

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This is the best thing ive seen on the internet in a while

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Just thinking about The Rise of Skywalker and being sad

[kaldwinemily]

– Ben, when we touched hands… I saw your future. Just the shape of it, but solid and clear. You will not bow before Snoke. You will turn. I’ll help you. I saw it. 

– I saw something too. And because of what I saw… I know that when the moment comes, you will be the one to turn. You’ll stand with me.

THE LAST JEDI // THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[reginaldqueribundus]

I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to live in the Star Wars universe

I really can’t

[reginaldqueribundus]

your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

[reginaldqueribundus]

choose your preferred form of government:

a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug

there are no other choices, sorry

[reginaldqueribundus]

“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”

“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”

[reginaldqueribundus]

“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:

abducted as a baby and raised by monks, then die a 35-year-old virgin at the hands of a goddamn robot with tuberculosis

hunted down and shot to death by grunts in stupid helmets because space wizards are illegal right now (again)

go through a goth phase, then your eyes get all yucky and one of the monks finds you and cuts your head off

end up in a cult led by some evil wrinkled assface in a bathrobe who shoots lightning at you when he’s mad

[reginaldqueribundus]

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer

[gayerluke]

because max rebo band slaps next question

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Packing my bags now

[brawltogethernow]

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

[matchgirl42]

Mary Robinette Kowal on twitter:

“Me, talking a writer down from imposter syndrome: How long have you been writing?

Them: Three years.

Me: And how old are you?

Them: 28.

Me: Okay.  So you’re a level 28 human and a level 3 writer.  How good were you as a level 3 human?

Them: Oooooooooooh.”

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I love this

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Star Wars the Rise of Skywalker - 1 week later:

Still not ok.

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[captain-flint]

JJ abrams: and then they hug.. you kno like friends do

oscar: i got it :)

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Xo

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Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker - 1 day later

I'm not ok.

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Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker

I just don’t want to be heartbroken.

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The Rise of Skywalker: 1 week to go

I’m already a wreck

[ruletogether]

ABSOLUTELY Everyone. Every single normal force user in the entire galaxy, for hundreds and thousands of years:

Kylo and Rey the two, shit for brains, dramatic,,, absolutely fucking feral bitches:

[dragkingandreweldritch]

their forcebond is just them sharing a single braincell between them that bounces around their heads like a logo in a screensaver on dual monitors and whenever it hits a corner they collectively experience a thought

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Why is this so funny