Sarah

//(Kinda) German blog// 25 y/o Gelangweilt. Meinstens okay. Manchmal glücklich.

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[scavengedluxury]

Loughborough, January 2013.

[diddl]

[lowpolyanimals]

Porcupine from Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[d-lanx]

the fucking captions on these. i think whoever runs the wwe tik tok is a codypunk shipper and has the hots for hairy chested punk :)

[cherries-with-sweets]

the "The actions in this video are performed by professionals" caption

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[deutsche-bahn]

Teetrinker 5 & 6

[lizardsfromspace]

How many old technologies do YOU recognize? Nobody is old enough for all of them!!!

DVDs

VHS tapes

Vinyl (before it became cool again)

Rotary phones

Whale oil lamps

Magic lantern shows

Gutenberg press

Horses

Antikythera mechanism

Fire

ANSWERED YES TO ALL TEN? CONGRATS, we've finally tracked you down your immortal life-sucking bastard. Hunters of the Order will descend on your lair imminently, since you weren't even using a VPN

[cherries-with-sweets]

I wanted chocolate pudding, so I made some chocolate pudding. #girlboss #bossassbitch #mypudding

[junglejim4322]

Americans love to act like seeing a naked body is rhe worst thing that can ever happen to anyone ever

[pudulogy]

[homunculus-argument]

The first fish to ever break the water surface to briefly come to land for just a moment or two at a time, and then popping back in, gradually spending longer and longer on land and therefore starting the process of becoming land animals, didn't do it in search of new territory or potential food sources - they mainly did so in order to avoid another fish they owed money.

Don't blame all your earthly problems on the ancient little shithead who decided to crawl onto land. Blame the loan shark.

[scavengedluxury]

"Sainsbury's Fresh Pizza" sign, 1980s-90s. Lists prices for prepared pizzas and toppings for pizzas made to order at the delicatessen counter. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[cherries-with-sweets]

The price scaling is so specific