[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[segamascott]

[sobcat]

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!! ALWAYS SOMETHINGGG

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me

[sovietnam]

[catmask]

usually i can understand the fear factor of horror movie monsters but a mummy is one that has never landed with me. its slow as fuck and location specific. thats like one zombie. zombies are only scary because theres a lot and there can always be more. and they could be anywhere. but a mummy. thats at the pyramid. i wouldnt go to a pyramid. this isnt a problem i have to worry about. why would. a mummy come here

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[techhermeticism-deactivated2019]

you only like me for who I am

[geryone]

i love you, it looks like rain, June Gehringer

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]