I Lived Bitch

♒ | she/her | 29 | Dolly/Cherri/Gummi | Drank a potion so good my sexuality changed 🩷🧡🤍

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[heckinpupperino]

[mochacoffee]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[mochacoffee]

the reviews are in

[cherry-peach-dolls]

They stole my tiktok so I'm back and saltier than ever bitches

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[strange-aeons]

When u come to Toronto for Dashcon 2 make sure that u take the time to experiemce our beautiful local culture ❤️

[strange-aeons]

A bar called Wasted Youth on Dundas.

I drank the fuck juice once (maybe 2 years ago ish?) and asked the bar tender "what's in this" he said "I'm not allowed to tell you"

It tastes like a vodka cran fucked a long island iced tea. Functions exactly as advertised.

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[were--ralph]

i've had enough of this site i can't keep doing this

[mxtomituck]

This you?

[were--ralph]

i never said that

[wizardgoblin]

Of all the posts to use to accuse wereralph this is one of the tamer somehow

[mysharona1987]

[undeadoracle]

every single post featuring Antoine has a bunch of tags like "1 french man allowed" "the only orlesian man I trust" etc. amazing what one scrawny wife guy with big wet eyes can do for a country's reputation

[postcardsfromheapside]

This has come across my dash at least three times and it's made me laugh at every pass.

Bless that elf.

[lazylittledragon]

got shadowlach on the brain again

[syakesan]

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

[syakesan]

no healing, no living, go KILL

[syakesan]

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

[emryste]

the drowning will never not be funny. to me

[orientalld]

They’re clearly too pure, too Fereldan for Antivan songs🥹

[memewhore]

[strange-aeons]

All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.

All the editing? Me.

Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.

[gothicprep]

one of my coworkers has a matching tat w her fiance. hers says “beauty” in cursive and his says “beast” in like an edgy Masculine font & that’s what straight culture is

[gothicprep]

it’s with a heavy heart that i must announce…. they broke up and now they have this goofy shit on their bodies forever

[mousegirlheart]

this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm

[feralratbitesu]