A helping hand
˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆ mdni 18+ ˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆
pairing: Dr!Gregory House x f!reader (patient)
contents / warnings: cheating (but the guy sucks so it's not that bad), smut (fingering, oral (m!recieving)), teasing, nicknames
word count: 1.5k
a/n: call me mrs house cuz he lives inside me
You lay next to your boyfriend, looking at the ceiling, disappointed once again. He was asleep next to you, exhausted after 10 minutes of mediocre sex.
You nudge him in an attempt to wake him up, and he rolls over to look at you.
"Babe, can we go again? I didn't cum." You pout at him.
He groans and rubs his eyes. "Huh?"
You sigh and sit up against the headboard. "I don't know, maybe it's an issue on my end, but I didn't."
"All my past girlfriends were quicker, I think you should get that checked. Maybe it's like an orgasm disorder or something."
"I think we should just try again, maybe change something about the foreplay–"
He grunts before rolling back over to his side. "It's definitely not me, just go to the doctor, baby."
Dr!Gregory House walks up to the receptionist of the clinic. "4:23PM, Doctor House checks in, write that down." He looks around the waiting room, brows furrowed in annoyance. It's filled with crying babies, people with weird rashes, loud coughs, and other strange issues. But then he notices you.
You look nervous, eyes scanning the other patients. There is a stack of magazines on a stool next to you, but you don't seem to notice them. You're bouncing your leg, an anxious tic, with the other crossed over it.
He walks over to you, the annoyance still clear on his face, but it's combined with something else now. Maybe interest?
"See me in exam room one." His tone is stern, and he immediately walks away. You hurry to catch up with him, which you do quite quickly, and you sit down on the table in the middle of the room.
He leans against a cabinet, and immediately trains his eyes on you.
"What's your issue?" His tone is almost sarcastic.
You stay quiet for a moment, gaze focused on the floor.
"It's clearly not any of the usual problems. There's nothing disgusting coming out of you, and you don't look like you're in pain." When you look up at him, but continue to say nothing, he adds "So what are you, mute?"
You give him an irritated look.
"No."
"Oh, she speaks!" His sarcasm is clear now. You wonder how he still has his job.
"I haven't been having... orgasms." It comes out as a whisper, almost.
"Find a boyfriend, case solved." He turns to walk away, but you speak up.
"I do– I mean, I have one. That's the issue." He stops to look back at you.
"And you're sure it's not his fault?"
"When I asked him about it, he said none of his exes had that kind of issue."
He looks puzzled for a moment, and you're expecting another mean comment. Instead, he says "It could be anorgasmia. We'll run some tests. How scared are you of needles?"
You confirm you aren't, and he wraps an elastic band around your arm. Now that he's so close, you notice the color of his eyes, how the muscles of his jaw tense in concentration, and you realize you find him almost... attractive?
He puts a bandaid around your arm and takes a step back.
"Right, that's it. We'll have the results on Wednesday, you can come in then. Let me know if anything changes." With that, he's gone, and your heart rate is up by just a bit.
Dr!Gregory House walks into the exam room. You'd been waiting for about 10 minutes when you heard the door open. He throws a stack of papers onto a nearby desk.
"Your boyfriend is a piece of shit." He sighs and looks at you.
"What do you mean?" You tilt your head in confusion. "Don't talk about him like that."
"You don't have anorgasmia. In fact, you're perfectly healthy. He, however, is selfish and rude."
"Are you sure? It could be something else–"
He walks over to the table you're sitting on, and looks down at you. Your lips are slightly parted, and your skirt had ridden up your thighs when you were trying to hop onto the table earlier.
"Open your legs."
"What?! No. You're insane, and I have a boyfriend."
"Fine, let him keep leaving you desperate while you do everything for him. Good day." He begins walking away, but you grab his sleeve and turn him back around. It was an impulsive decision, and you kind of regret it now, but it's too late to back out of it, right?
"Fine." You slightly part your legs, and he doesn't waste any time pulling your panties to the side. "And I'm not desperate." Your last word is cut off by a loud moan.
"Yeah, I can see that." He rubs circles on your clit and you can't stop the whines you let out. Finally, he slips two fingers inside you and you feel like you're going to explode.
Pleads and curses fall from your lips as he continues to finger you before you finally have your first orgasm in months.
Your legs shake and your cunt tightens around his fingers. Maybe he was right about you being desperate.
"See? He was the problem." He says as you catch your breath.
"Thank you." You breathe out. He smiles in response, just barely. It looks like he hasn't done it in years.
"There's many ways to show gratitude." He groans out, and you notice the bulge in his pants.
"Oh, I'm so sorry–" You get off the table and take a step closer to him.
"Don't worry, I was joking. You're free to go." His voice comes out strained.
"No, please, I want to." You look up at him and he sighs.
He doesn't have to say another word, you're already on your knees pulling down the zipper of his pants. You stroke his cock through his boxers, and his hips twitch in response.
"Who's desperate now, hm?" You tease, but your laughter is short-lived because he takes his cock out of his underwear and pushes it right past your parted lips.
"Still you, love." He holds your hair back, holding it tightly, and he pushes your head down, his tip touching the back of your throat. He quickly finds a rythm that allows you to catch your breath between thrusts. Your mouth finally accomodates to his size and you put your tongue in action, licking the base of his cock.
He moans loudly, and it encourages you to keep going. The sound of his voice sends shivers down your spine and turns you on all over again.
The pleasant sounds of his groans are suddenly cut off by an unpleasant ringtone which you recognize as yours.
Dr!Gregory House picks up your phone, looks at it for a moment, and averts his gaze back to you.
"Oliver. That's your boyfriend, I assume?" You look up through teary eyes, and his cock leaves your mouth with a pop.
"Yeah." Feelings of guilt and anxiety build in your gut.
"Answer him then." It's not a question. It's not even a request.
"Wait, I can't–"
"Sure you can. Explain that you're leaving him for someone who actually makes you cum. Oh, and make sure you're still sucking me off when you talk to him."
"How am I supposed to do that?" You're cut off once again by the way he pulls your hair, and that's when the phone stops ringing.
"Baby, where are you? I'm getting worried." Your boyfriend's voice is full of concern, but you don't really have it in you to care anymore.
"I'm, uhh, just at the clinic." Your words come out muffled, and it doesn't take long for Oliver to catch on.
"What the fuck!? You're fucking him now? You fucking slut–"
Dr!Gregory House whose moans had previously served as background noise to the phone call, cuts him off before he can keep insulting you.
"I think you have an orgasm-faking ex to get back to. Have a good day, sir." With that, he ends the call.
It doesn't take long before he cums, hard. His moans get louder, and his grip on your hair tightens. The cold-hearted doctor is completely losing his composure, and it's encouragment enough for you to keep going.
"Yes, baby, fuck, just like that–" And he's done. His hips twitch once again as he releases in your mouth.
You swallow and lick your lips before standing up again.
"Fuck, if you keep looking at me like that we'll stay in here all night." You smile in response, seemingly innocent, and he adds "The cleaning staff will hear us. Go home."
Dr!Gregory House zips his pants back up as you collect your things. He looks at you, gaze fixed on your ass when you bend over to look for your purse.
"Maybe you should visit for another check-up next week, anorgasmia can be deadly."
You chuckle and hand him a card with your name and number handwritten in a curly font.
"I'll make sure I do that. Thank you, Doctor."
You wink before leaving the room, and you swear he groans quietly as he watches you leave.
@cinnamongrl2006 my beautiful irl bestie who helped me write this ily lets have a threesome with house <3

























