A Pathetic Simp

[cherryp0ffs]

Ugh i really need to get my thoughts out on Palpatine and Plagueis’ (arguably pederastic) relationship 😩

[michelangelosky]

Crack ships be crack-shipping.

Amazing @yavinbarber chose violence and decided to write Peedy crack treated seriously, go check her story for all my flaws…

Speaking of flaws… you know what I like doing? Rolling with a crack idea because that’s fun and that’s exactly what fandom is for, so of course, I couldn’t let it slide and had to create the quick moodboard on my lunch break cause why the hell not and we need to embarrass Palps more (not Eedy though, mother is dripping, we know that 👑)

[bshmoo23]

time to go write a fic about my headcanon that Cosinga Palpatine is violently homophobic

[sapphomine]

studying for my biochem final is killing me so i doodled palpatine having to suffer with me. lock in sheev being a sith lord won't save your GPA

[cherryp0ffs]

i need dooku and tywin to sandwich me

[cherryp0ffs]

did they just retcon maul’s backstory again?

I don’t like how Maul and Savage knew each other as brothers before Maul got taken by Sidious. In TCW, Maul didn’t know he had a brother before Savage found him. I much prefer Sidious took him since he was an infant or toddler; Maul being 10-12 years old just doesn’t work imo.

[stagbeetleboy]

this freeeeak

[thats-ee]

The Serenno sun came out just for him 😎

Based on this of course👇

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💬 2  🔁 11  ❤️ 77 · I’ve always wondered, are homie’s sunglasses taped in the middle with a wad of masking tape? Bc that’s how it reads to me

[cherryp0ffs]

it's us sheev girlies against the world

[quietwingsinthesky]

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

[mistycatt]

Imagine this: Obi-Wan, Cody, Anakin, etc in the wack Willem Dafoe poses. Yk like these ones

Like the sheer amount of tomfoolery that emits from these, paired with the insanity that is Obi-Wan, yk?

Reblog if I should do the OG crew

[sketch-ees]

Watched an old lady feeding some aggressive af geese this morning and made me think about Yoda doing embarrassing grandma things

[stagbeetleboy]

Hehe

[stealingpotatoes]

while palpatine sucks as a guy, you do have to appreciate how his wardrobe went from esteemed galactic chancellor to backalley goblin overlord after only about 3 seconds of dictatorship

[taemins-day]

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

[brawltogethernow]

Cannot overemphasize the relief of the images finally loading and giving context to the caption.

[so00our]

GOD FATHER

[thetorturedlover]

Sheev Palpatine / Darth Sidious