Jaxen

People feel bad for me because I’m so effortlessly beautiful and funny and wonderful to be around :(

[ozempicofficial]

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust

[jame7t]

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

[jame7t]

Well Ok I like this

[pseudocapsicum]

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

[theocseason4]

cinnamon bread recipe

[teathattast]

[girlballs]

nurse, inject him with 5800cc of saltine solution

[slygirlboy]

ok

[slygirlboy]

he's dead. 👍

[girlballs]

sad! well, there's other patients. for now

[du-1707]

I watch realistic knight combat videos because I respect the practice, the skill at play, and the dedication to using and maintaining such gorgeous equipment

[wifegideonnav]

[strugglebot]

literally can't stop thinking about handsome boy mushroom

[willgrahamscock]

Every year I’m compelled to remind everyone:

[willgrahamscock]

Sorry if I saw a girlboy this pretty i would ruin my entire life just to have her

[willgrahamscock]

[catchymemes]

[skeletonthecreator]

obsessed with this. theres something so wrong with him.

[travalicious]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

[bluesturngold]

[lesser-flamingo]

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn