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It’s been awhile

Wow! So here’s a thing I haven’t posted to in awhile. Is anyone still around?

These lovable cat-themed sweets were made by Caroline, a Japanese housewife. She creates them annually on Cat’s Day — February 22. The cat-shaped sweets are nerikiri: a traditional Japanese sweet made by mixing sweet white bean paste and glutinous rice. Caroline tints and sculpts them into various shapes and styles; then puts them on pancakes and doughnuts as edible decorations. They’re just too cute to eat!

(via rocketnews24)

naturepunk

Apparently, in an attempt to paint Michael Brown as anything less than innocent, people have been spreading an image of an armed 17-year-old Joda Cain around the web and claiming that it’s Michael Brown.

Joda Cain is accused of murder in my home state of Oregon, and has literally jack shit to do with the Michael Brown murder in Ferguson, Missouri. THESE ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE. Anyone using the above image as “proof” that Michael Brown “deserved” to be shot should be called out for defamation, and promptly thrown down a spiral staircase. The bottom photo is the real Michael Brown. He was called a “gentle giant” by friends and family. He was unarmed and innocent, and he was murdered by a police officer after being shot more than seven times at close range. Witnesses, including a friend who was with him at the time of the shooting, all agree that he was doing nothing deserving of such violent actions from the officer who gunned him down.

cinemphatic

Just a friendly reminder that The Silence of the Lambs and Silent Hill take place in the same universe.

(x)(x)

brassy-deactivated20160222

can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke

brassy-deactivated20160222

I FOUND IT

raltar

A strange phenomena is happening in some Russian forests. People are finding strange, deep holes. They appear in the dense forest, in the places you can’t reach in a car or truck to bring any equipment to drill the ground. There is no soil nearby that could have been taken from such deep hole. When people are brave enough to venture into the holes, they find that they end abruptly in the darkness. There are no reasonable ideas on how these holes appear and what they are being used for. No one knows who or what is digging these holes or why.

candiedmoon-deactivated20170403

They’re coming.

mayamazing

READ THIS

bisexualgendryas

OH FUCK

yeevil-deactivated20141203

reblogging for that comic

tumblethesenotes

Well sleep was good won’t be needing that anymore

tainted-petals

No seriously go read that comic, I’ve always adored it and it’s perfect and creepy and beautiful art

bandicutes-deactivated20200622

PLEASE WATCH THESE ALBATROSSES FLIRTING ITS VERY IMPORTANT

dothethunderthing

Don’t even THINK about dating me unless you are willing to flirt like this.

djkaeru

tenaflyviper

Northern white-faced owls are the best owls.

motivationforfitness

I hope every single #notallmen hashtagger has a daughter someday. And I hope every single one of them realizes that it doesn’t matter that #notallmen are misogynistic fuckbags.

That what matters is #enoughmen are and they are the ones who cause a...

keeparoundforoldtimessake

fuckyeahandrogynousgirls

What a stunning message that we should all believe and follow instead of being nasty to people just because of the shit they were born with

huffpost

kryptoniangradegains-deactivate

Comic #1: Only weak men are afraid of strong women.

Too many guys commenting on how much the ladies should or should not be lifting. When they lift “too” much (AKA more than them), the weaklings of the group will bitch and moan about how it’s not a real lift because a female did it or will yell steroids because “not natty.” But when they don’t lift the guys will be like “gurl u shld skwat to get that booty.” Seems like a lot of people have a lot to say about what someone else should do.

Fuck em! Go (or don’t totally your body and your rules) pick up heavy shit. Only weak men are afraid of strong women.

getinthesea-deactivated20160523

Thank you so much.

provda-deactivated20140423

This isn’t an issue with the male ego or that somehow women lifting weights emasculates men. This is an issue of aesthetics.

Girls that lift to the point of having large shoulders and arms are not attractive. That is the issue here… guys don’t want to date women that look like guys.

Sorry, but the truth hurts.

kryptoniangradegains-deactivate

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize other people existed just to please you, or other people. Thank you for validating this.

>Women who lift will get bulky and not be pleasing to men >It’s an aesthetic issue

lol, okay brah.

ironinsideandout

If you think lifting will make a woman look like a man, you don’t understand hormones or body composition. If you think women lift purely for aesthetics and the attraction of the opposite sex, you’re mistaken. And if you think you speak for all of your gender, I hate to break it to you, but you don’t.

Sorry, but the truth hurts.

onefitmodel

^^^^^^

lexlifts

Guess the actual truth hurt provada so much he got butthurt and deleted his blog. good riddance buddy

simonist

Forest Interior tutorial by dpaint

Here is a way to organize the complex information of an interior forest. This will work no matter what your rendering style happens to be. Whether you are an impressionist painter like me or a realist, the basic building blocks for the picture are the same the only difference is how far you want to carry the finish. This photoshop demo is based on a traditional painting I did a while back.

The challenge is to arrange the information to give you the illusion of space where no horizon is apparent. Forest scenes work best when you use clearings to establish a foreground or middle ground to help divide space in the scene. It doesn’t matter if you are painting jungle or alpine forests the abstract qualities of design still apply.

It helps to visualize the anchor points of the composition first. These objects will have the most detail and can be flagged or spotlighted for greater effect. They will give your eye a place to go in the image allowing you to use areas of less detail as counterpoints.

I always start with large areas of color keyed to the average for that mass this helps to unify the shape. I set up the different layers and work between them to balance color value and shape. Once these are established to my liking I begin to develop and refine the painting adding interest as I go.

bonesnail

I’ve reblogged this before, but I still find it immensely helpful.

chesheh

This is Bob Ross voodoo :|

antchubsa

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THANK YOU

bonesnail

Hmmm, I wanted to go with Art Deco for my werewolf story but I guess given how it’s getting a biology slant to it as I develop it, the more organic shapes of Art Noveau would fit better.