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reblog if youāve never used the braincell
the what
yeah
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when thereās a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of ā¦hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out thereās a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight ⦠so itās a form of self policing.Ā
[ā¦]Ā The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a āhuggingā partner so thereās no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because itās fair. And itās kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! itās fairā¦and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:))))))))Ā #whereās that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that oneās priceless
=DDD
NHL: You need to prevent other playerās from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.
bucky in fic: steve u asshole u couldāve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
STEVE: To be used a weapon against your willā¦I canāt imagine how hard that must have been.
BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN
This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because āU GONNA LEARNā never fails to make me lose my shit.
Now comes the part where I double-cross you. Dai Li, arrest the Fire Nation Princess.
ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all
@xxrawrqueenxx you do not need to rotate it
you just did some demonic shit what the fuck
#me in college
blaze it,Ā i whisper as i light my homework on fire
IāVE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW
me irl
so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and itās one of the most beautiful things Iāve ever seen
who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows whatās up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh
I love that he said Pakeha
Can someone write what its being said in this?
Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davisās proposal to institute a prison run on MÄori values into New Zealand. Heās looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isnāt Labour policy just yet, itās just an idea of Kelvin Davisās. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.
(clears throat deliberately) āāJaniceā says: Good morning. Iām sick of hearing that MÄori need different treatment. If they donāt want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.ā
Male co-host: āJanice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, MÄori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then PÄkehÄ (MÄori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-ā
Female co-host: āActually, you canāt even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-ā
Male co-host: (mimicking letter) āāPut them all on an island, leave them to it.ā Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.
I really needĀ āWhat a great idea that is, Janice.ā to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.
this is a masterpiece.Ā
i donāt deserve this
you are fucking kidding me
thereās room for one pink doctor fuck in this town and itās me.
Kirby is my familyās new physician. Sorry, Dr. Pig.
diagnose you with big bitch syndrome
Iām proud to identify as morosexual. Iām attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin youāre so fucking stupid
if i switched bodies with someone theyād probably ask why everything hurts nd i would just be like āthats just how she worksā
Donāt cry because its over
cry because youāre ugly
*being murdered*
finally
*is reincarnated as myself*
why