i am not responsible for this

| Ida | 19 | girl | she/her | poland | it was supposed to be a fandom blog about marvel, but something went wrong along the way and now its only shitposting and stupid puns. and its all pretty gay.

[bleakweekend]

[cheysuli]

some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

[humdrumhootenanny]

Are your nipples sensitive?

Yeah they don’t take criticism well

[theweirdwideweb]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

your “god” cannot save you now

[busket]

that is my god

[goodsprings]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in  ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲                   gay ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[flowerinaflame]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[your-lesbian-friend]

In need of someone to be gay with

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[wild-eyedsoutherngirl]

[minacoladas]

I love this post so much

[shrmptst]

my hand slipped

[elasmata]

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

[sodomquake-deactivated20140715]

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

[wolvensnothere]

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

[llama-of-pangea]

my tribute to the fall of vine

[onelastchancetobreathe]

the TURTLEEEEEEEE I can’t.

[your-lesbian-friend]

Does anyone else feel very gay today ?

[your-lesbian-friend]

Like gay deluxe

[becausebirds]

Penguins: clumsy but adorable.

[dreaming-jaybird]

i never wanted this to end

[ofgeography]

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

[mvnyrx]

F

[ayoaprell]

All my life, I never knew I was a penguin

[farmsuggestion]

a family can be 5 lesbians on a farm

[pajamaben]

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman