Our heroes, our icons have mellowed with age.

Absolute Marvel trash. Avengers, X-Men, Daredevil etc. I like space and dogs. I also make shitty animations

[foxafterhours]

[jawaadmaliks-blog]

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[rumwik]

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[moxis]

[whiskey-gunpowder]

[unmooredonasundayevening]

conservatives get offended by the weirdest shit

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

imagine masculinity so fragile that you can’t even touch your own face

[brachial-saur-blog]

If you touch a man’s face it’s Gay. Even your own face. Gay face-touching has infected the youth of America.

[blue-star-above-me]

The one thing I dislike about Pokemon SuMo

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[asutori-remade-deactivated20191]

god he’s so relatable

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

he;s so sad

[chimchams]

i want these tweets on my grave

[memewhore]

[gifsandsound]

Choo choo choo

[spoopy-story-deactivated2018020]

At first I thought it was on of those races people were doing running backwards, and the video was reversed. But nope.

[faehyena]

@playplace

[jedisceptile]

europeans right now

[sexhaver]

im losing my mind over this thumbnail

[habitualshaker]

he is drowning. why won’t the millennials save him.

[duplexity-blog]

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

[kerryrenaissance]

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

[quasi-normalcy]

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

[everdeen420]

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.