liberty mutual wants me to care about their stupid fucking emu so bad but I will not. no one will ever care and no one thinks this is funny. your stupid ass emu will never be a cultural icon. you will never make the next geico gecko everyone will think these dumb fuck emu ads are stupid forever. liberty mutual marketing executives must be sent to the mojave and made to wander one hundred years until their bodies are rent asunder by the sand and their blood boils in the heat
People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.
Don’t know if requests are open but can we get another chubby reader/Alucard 🥺 where she really insecure with her body and Alucard shows her how much he loves her silencing the whispers of people that criticize her. He makes love to her and reassured her later threatens the one that hurt her 😩 please I live for this pairing
I'm glad I ain't the only one who loves this pairing honeslty it makes me so happy thank u 😔🙏❤ I hope this is what you had in mind pls enjoy. Also I will say that it doesn't matter what bodytype someone has anyone can be a baddie 😤
Types and warnings: comfort, Smut, bodyimage, maybe small mentions of death 👁
She sighed to herself while working silently, the guard that snickered to another and didn't try so hard at covering it kept replaying in her mind even as she tried to push it aside. She even heard a little of the conversation as she walked past trying to look unfazed.
"I dunno that shirt wasn't doing her much good, if you catch what I'm saying." The guard sneered.
"I dont care honestly. I'm just trying to keep my job." Said the other unamused.
She tried to put up a brave front but it was hard to still squash those feelings down, at least she had an office she could runaway and hide in she thought. Putting aside her paperwork she pulled out a compact mirror from her purse. Standing up and holding it up to looking at her chubby face then moving down to her plump figure posing. She huffed usually feeling cute and sexy, but right now she felt like covering up and hibernating into a huge sweater.
"Gah!-Why did I wear this today. I look like and idiot." She nipped at a lovel handle and on the other side suddenly appeared another hand doing the same thing surprising her.
"I happen to like it. it shows off your curves beautifully." Big hands roam over her sides making her sigh, her lips catch between her teeth and her brows furrow trying to keep her negative thoughts in but it's no use.
"Apparently not..." she frowned, eyes averting somewhere else. "Nevermind, don't worry about it." She waved off. Turning around to face him realizing now how much he towers over her. She laughed nervously waving if off again " J-Just some stupid comment is all, nothing I haven't heard." She grumbled. He corners her, her backside bump againts the desk. His eyes glowed with intent behind them unsure which kind.
"What? Who had the audacity. to hurt someone so dear to me?" He hissed bearing his fangs in disgust "Obviously they had a death wish from the start." His eyes close as he grimaces but softens as he looks back at her. " but you- do you believe this. I've made it clear that you're beautiful...perfect even." His big hands cup her face bringing her soft lips to his own slowly.
He caresses her cheek but his hands wander to her soft sides then to her breasts. Swifly exposing her soft stomach and delicate bra; she chews her lip from excitment. Alucard sits her on top of her desk, hands hardly leaving her thighs. He takes his time kissing her soft neck, sucking marks from her breasts all the way down her chubby tummy. He looks up with his glowing eyes and nips at the pillowy flesh, a fang threatening to sink into the soft skin sending her goosebumps all over. He hikes up her black skirt exposing her chubby thighs admiring the stretch of the black fabric over her legs and plump ass. He rips her silk tights exposing the cotton panties. Fluffy thighs spilling from the teared seems. She gasps Kneading her own breast subconsciously trying to grasp onto anything
"A-Alucard!..." Her labored breathing is noticeable and he grins at her undone state knowing her troubled thoughts are far gone at this point.
"So...gorgeous and oh so sexy...if only you could see yourself. See what I see. This body is that of a godess and I'm delighted I get to worship it." Another tear is heard only this time a breeze is felt on her pussy as he breathes cold air, a different contrast to the heat radiating off of her quivering lips. She moans and its prolong and pitched up as he delves right into her plump folds wasting no time making use of his long tongue
"M-Mmhm..." no words formed while he continued only pleas to not stop and whimpers trying to be held back. Her head falls back as he slows down to then speed up the motions of his snake like tongue quickly. Her thighs shake and squeeze his head causing a groan to rumble through his chest and her. The womans hips arch off the desk from a toe curling orgasm but a strong hand pushes them down.
"Do you understand now. Do you see what you do to me." He deep voice sends even more chills through her.
Licking his lips clean hes already fueled by lust as his long and heavy shaft slaps againts her puffy lips "yes...!" She whimpers in response to both Alucard and his actions as he sinks in halfway locking eyes and he continues the rest. Each thrust to the hilt drove them both insane. The sound of slapping skin sped up with each moan. His hands grab onto her plush hips for support and bottoms out rougher and deeper. She holds onto her breasts that bounced with each plunge. The pleasure band that was building finally snaps and her toes curl. "O-Oh...!" Velvet walls constrict and Alucard stills, moaning as he rolls his hips letting her milk his climax.
Her breathing calms and her hands come up to bring him into a passionate kiss with the remaining energy she had left.
"Thank you." She mutters sweetly.
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The hellsing guard's car keys clank againts the asphalt. Kneeling down to pick it up they sink below into the ground causing him to pull his hand back quickly. the shadows that weren't illuminated by moonlight started to watch him. black curls emerged from the ground creating a mass that many eyes emerged from. "W-What the hell?! What is this...?!"
"Insufferable piece of shit." Alucards heavy voice echoes. The guard begins to panic as he stumbled back. "This is going to be painful and I'll gladly make sure that it is." His growl shook the man to the core, pleading for mercy. Still, who knows what happened next.
