I....what?

I don't know what's going on.

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

[beedlebeeb]

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

[awed-frog]

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Some scientists suspect that the origin of the cyclops myths came about because of elephant skulls, which are vaguely human in shape but with a honking big hole in the middle for the trunk but easily mistakable for an eye socket without any flesh

[child-of-crows]

this is the first time i’ve ever seen an elephant skull outside an elephant and i don’t like it much

[sixpenceee]

Deer in North Carolina look on into the forest fire. Photo credit: ©John McColgan

[aradiiaa]

A boy

[adeles]

Hey there, bud. Remember me? How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019)

[infomercial]

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[daenerys-stormborn]

Sansa Stark in 2.09 - “Blackwater” (requested by @roryssgilmore)

[20012001]

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

[emmy4keri]

[twoy-deactivated20210730]

someone: don’t be dramatic

me:

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This is the best GTA mod!

[mutanthissi-deactivated20190812]

yea my female characters form no meaningful relationships with one another or develop holistically but here’s a shot of them all at once so you know EXACTLY how many female characters im about to disrespect in this movie

[thisistemporaryiguess]

#let the queen conquer gifset bait

[elizastrange]

I decided to add something.

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[actuallylotor]

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

[lovablys]

no disrespect to other clouds but pink ones are the best

[morganalefays]

while everyone is watching eurovision and feeling very european i wanna take the opportunity to remind all EU citizens to vote in the upcoming election for the european parliament 23-26 May. everyone’s vote is needed, especially now when right wing extremist parties are expected to gain more seats in the EP. 

read more about what applies to your country here. you can also find information about the political groupings that your national parties belong to in the parliament

[feministism]

women are not rehabilitation centers.