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[thisgirlapunk-deactivated202211]

[themaarika]

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

[sharmakeswife-deactivated201809]

do you ever just fucking hate yourself for not working hard enough to reach your full potential?? cuz same.

[cottagelf]

Smol gang here to tell u that everything will be okay!

[wrightedgar]

Hot Fuzz (2007) dir. Edgar Wright

[balnibarbi]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

washing machine

[yesterdaysprint]

The Binghamton News, New York, November 27, 1925

[strongermonster]

don’t know but it’s definitely transmissible because now i have it

[tulipnight]

Love is in the Air by Hugo von Schreck

[kallistoi]

[image description: two photos of brown bears standing near a pond. in the first, they’re drinking from the pond. in the second, they press their snouts together.]

[porterr-robinson]

[deedeedoozle]

[Video description: A mud-covered child in the middle of a muddy field behind a long white single-story house. The child sizes up the puddle in front of them and declares decisively, “I’m gonna hop in this!” They jump, throwing both legs out in front of their torso in a V-shape, landing squarely in a seated sprawl in the mud with a thick heavy *splort*. The person filming snorts and giggles before the video cuts off.]

[exodushero]

Unrestrained summer fun

[evildilf2]

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

[hitmewithcute]

The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a blind, young girl

[nocontextfuturama]

[scifiseries]

How could you Bender

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[thewayistare]

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

Aslo This:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

how am i supposed to take this advice then

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[happinessisawarmpuppy]

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck