Cherry 桜

[TECHNICALLY MAIN BLOG BUT I DO *NOT* USE THIS AT ALL] {Sakura / Cherry 桜 • Nonbinary • 2003} 「 Current Obsessions: Deltarune, TADC 」 [Profile Picture from this Picrew]

[whalesharkpasta]

I just saw a man sitting on the foot path with 4 perfect even spaced pigeons all sitting in the same pose like they were together like this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[important-animal-images]

When you see it

[wizard-laundry]

This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[ranidspace]

Read everything before answering the poll!

Im redoing the 1-10 poll with another random number generator as the first one seemed to have 1 and 10 less likely. use the link at the BOTTOM of the post, randomly generate a number, and then choose that number in the poll. reblog for a higher sample size

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Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

>>>>USE THIS RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR<<<<

[meowthefluffy]

the devil works hard but I work harder (Vote here!!)

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[great-tweets]

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

[all-hail-the-rx-ft500]

banger tweet from mr. goats this afternoon

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

[theleakypen]

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

[headspace-hotel]

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

[laineysbucketlist]

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

[lord-angelfish]

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

[quietwingsinthesky]

My fun fact is that birds don’t stand on one leg to prevent themselves from getting hurt when they’re struck by lightning, as urban legend states. It’s actually in order to prevent heat loss.

[headspace-hotel]

I've never heard this urban legend in my life, why would standing on one leg make you immune to lightning

[malt-rants-and-stuff]

Less leg room for the lightning

[waruihoshi]

Damn quick a funfact uuuuh they burned Joan of Arc 3 times to be sure she was actually really dead and it was actually her. Just to make sure you know. Then they threw away the ashes in the river so people wouldn't make relics out of it. Hope you take care of yourself op :)

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

some others i found in the notes

[vympr]

when people are like "oh yeah i never hang out with my nieces and nephews bc i hate kids. but wait until they're older haha they're gonna love me im gonna be the COOL aunt/uncle/whatever" like i hate to break it to you but even when they're older you will probably just be like any other awkward out of touch relative that they dread seeing because you refuse to engage with anyone that isn't directly inside the usual circle you socialize with. make an effort bitch

[vympr]

btw its not that hard to be the cool cousin/aunt/uncle/etc, kids are ecstatic to just have someone who listens to them

[crowsent]

i also hate children but like. its so easy to be THERE for them. ask em questions about fortnite or roblox. answer their questions about dinosaurs. learn their hobbies. engage w em. smile and nod and try very hard not to swear when one of them decides to yank your hair. theyre jus kids. theyre fuckin confused about the world n need someone to be there for em

and kids are smart too. theyll understand if youre not the huggy touchy feely type. put on a movie and watch it with them. eat dinner together. show em some drawings or music. literally so many ways to hang out that dont involve intensive physical contact like damn

[letmebegaytodd]

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

[letmebegaytodd]

actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in

[letmebegaytodd]

anyway if this ever happens again i'm just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we'll get 'em next time

[letmebegaytodd]

i didn't....i didn't even think to do that

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

I could've...used other ingredients......?

[letmebegaytodd]

actually you know what in fairness to me i've been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i'm only making sandwiches

[letmebegaytodd]

i'm no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!

[letmebegaytodd]

The Three Egg Solution Comment Alignment Chart:

[elodieunderglass]

You only really need one egg per person eating pancakes. The real trick is that the batter has to be the consistency of heavy cream, so you’ll have to scooch the other ingredients to get there

[highlandvalley]

(via 526さんはTwitterを使っています: 「「こんなところで会えるなんて」 https://t.co/DvryS6IV2e」 / Twitter)

[stunningpicture]

[social-justice-stuff]

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

This is now one of my top three favorite photos of all time. 

another one of my favorites

[serslee]

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF GOD BLESS

[rylandsgrace]

2 posts with the exact same energy

[wellwaterhysteria]

i love being bisexual. good job if you're also bisexual. really funny and sexy of us all