Queers and tears member

Am I ace or am I pan? The world may never know

[neurotypical-karen]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

[neurotypical-karen]

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

[everythingkimpossible]

😂

[cannibalchicken]

[localtiktoks]

[spheregrid]

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

[glass-unshattering]

@tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

alkjasdlkh i gotta say the terrifyingly long pause REALLY sells this

[luidilovins]

Twilight series remake but the Cullen kids look like this

[homelandsexual]

I love this because the Pokémon shirt on the guy in the middle shows that this photo absolutely was not taken in the early 2000s

[cilly-murphy]

Merlin rewatch | 2x01 “The Curse of Cornelius Sigan”

bonus: #jealous!merlin 

[bob-belcher]

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo changed how weeds work in the last update!!!

[guy]

yall are so creative omg

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[distinguishedkingdomwolf]

Enemies to lovers speed run

[akka-van-kebnekaise]

This is the opposite of a slow-burn. 

[miamitu-illust]

just wondering how Zuko and Druk might have met..

[fashion-and-film]

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

[ink-pedia]

BUOY

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[methylbenzene]

[whatevernathan-deactivated20180]

Never forget

[party-wok]

I still struggle to believe that this was a real thing.

[is-doitsu-an-instrument]

Notice how after Dashcon, nobody ever writes “Imagine a tumblr convention!!1!!1″ anymore.

[youngharlemnigga]

Lmao

[madredenutrias]

July 12th Remember

[throwbackblr]

[wayneradiotv]

my four sons. Smell, Wind, Water Mist, and Heat. love you boys

[fishingboatproceeds]

Tumblr, you’ve been nice today, so please enjoy the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

(Photo credit to hobbitnow.)

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 24th of october, 2013.