I'll Punch A Bee Idgaf

Bisexual and not very flexible

[valtsv]

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️

i get: to talk to you

you get: annoyed

[gigglesister]

shout out to whatever lawyer has the job of holding christopher ecclestons phone away from him to prevent him being sued by the royal family for dropping a funnier prince philip died post than any of us on here could ever hope to make

[lesbinewren]

i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey

[r--g--b]

[yodaprod]

Panasonic KP-110 Electric pencil sharpener

[fortooate]

[staticstray]

unfair how hard it is to take pictures of stars with your phone

[staticstray]

[weirdmageddon]

theres just something about the purple and green deoxys from the movie thats feels lgbt idk love wins

[weirdmageddon]

“now wherever they go they’ll always have each other” what did he mean by this

[weirdmageddon]

yeah see theyre kinda

[weirdmageddon]

rayquaza is homophobic

[letmebegaytodd]

Benny in the beginning cutscene

Benny when you actually meet him

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

how does golbat close its mouth?????

[kanto-jhoto]

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.  

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

[lookskindadeadinside]

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

[dsalkflasdfkm-deactivated201803]

[deaconsbeacon]

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

me:

[chewedcorn]

Ready, go!!

[allergic-alien]

oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

[glorianas]

[ot3]

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like Me: ehhhh Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played Me:

[maeborowski]

[omegaboner]

[outofcontext-comics]

a

[randomencounters]

Encounter: a

[silverhawk]

i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time

[thatsociallyawkwardfan]

This gave me so much serotonin for some reason.

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”