Chickamo's Blog

My name's Henry. I play the tuba. I love classical music and video games. If you're a romantic russian composer, date me. I have a really dumb sense of humour. message me if you want, i'm bored a lot .

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[plantanarchy]

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[grendelsmilf]

[ruinedchildhood]

[snapscube]

“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound

Also it’s an improv dub

also featuring @chongoblog, @not-robobuddies, @marblecantus, @paper-mario-wiki

[biglawbear]

Here’s the thing about shows like South Park and Family Guy that make their money off of being edgy and offensive. They fundamentally reduce their viewers’ capacity for empathy. If I found a joke funny, and you found it offensive, you’re just too sensitive. This is directly related to the ride of the alt right and the election of trump. In this essay I will

[oceanfoxo]

OP WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

[biglawbear]

So instead of writing the essay this is exactly what I’m talking about. This shit reduces your capacity for empathy. If you can’t understand why people are hurt by a simple joke, nay, think that’s the whole point… How the hell are you supposed to feel for someone when they come to you complaining of ACTUAL oppression? It’s the foot in the door phenomenon. A little oppression isn’t too bad, cuz it’s funny, right? It hardens your heart against others

Somebody actually wrote this essay already. It’s a Twitter thread about how the alt right recruits teenage boys by getting them to post slightly offensive memes… And then when they get called out and don’t understand why the alt right channels their anger at feminists and women and people of color and liberals. According to this thread, boys are being “set up”

Read the whole thread at the link above this is just a snip

“offensive” shows like Family Guy are a precursor to the alt right and you can’t change my mind

[oceanfoxo]

op this is a fantastic semi-essay

[inferioristtx]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

it’s past tents

[foodless]

dont listen gorgeous

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

the political spectrum

[1000drawings]

life after death  by Justin McElroy    

[helloitsbees]

*sees art* oh wow this is so cool, i really like it

*sees artist’s name* now hold on,

[friendlyinternetmeerkat]

[evanbuckleyed]

y’all im on the sparknotes twitter and i am losing my goddamn mind

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[googoogooby]

[localadmin]

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

[pissvortex]

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

[cerebromadre]

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

[pissvortex]

[warframe]

kills me every time

[hogtown-gdc]

[1010ll]

[thehauntedmansion2003]

assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

[pileofknives]

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

[knight-in-dull-tinfoil-deactiva]

[notliterallyunbelievable-deacti]

People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

[goawfma]

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

[hundondestiny]

she said if u got beef she’s a vegetarian i’m

[gomjabbar]

OKAY PLANET GIVE ME THAT STUPID ENERGY