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i cant get over the stipulation that you can post female boobs if it’s a political protest. hey tumblr have you considered that the point of those political protests is that women’s bodies aren’t inherently more obscene than men’s. like my body is more than just a site for politics or motherhood or art.

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angry anfisa masterpost

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web star

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Wait is that…

ITS HER

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a queen

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actually this fucking slaps

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I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

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IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

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IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

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NO

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Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)

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It says ‘Happy Mid-autumn Festival’ in chinese

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Flip your phone upside down

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worth it

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I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

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Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

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Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

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Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

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Viking traveler’s amulet, based on the Lillbjärs picture stone. The back reads: “Unharmed Go Forth, Unharmed Return, Unharmed Back Home”, Frigga’s blessing to Odin, possibly from Vafþrúðnismál.

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How does this have almost 10,000 notes ?

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Because the world is full of trouble and every little bit of help counts.

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I know it’s deep but I laughed so hard

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Dawg 😭

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Watch: There is one place women are seen topless — but it’s no wonder the female body has become objectified

(Or check out the uncensored version of the video.)

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“It was cool until it was ME”

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Didn’t care when he was trying to erase black people

Didn’t care when he was trying to erase Mexicans

Didn’t care when he was trying to erase Muslims

Didn’t care when he was trying to erase the poor

Didn’t care when he was trying to erase immigrants

But you care when it’s your turn to be erased… qwhite interesting

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interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre

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The entire time there’s an extremely weak UV spotlight pointed toward the vampire–not enough to cause serious harm, but enough to make him visibly uncomfortable

Eric Andre spends the a good portion of the interview whittling things that almost look like stakes and then turn into something else

The “stunning realism and quality” of Lost Boys: The Tribe is brought up more than once

At one point Eric Andre asks if the vampire in question is “one of those Bram Stoker-types”. He’s not, but before he can answer or get clarification the fire sprinklers above his chair all turn on with the most flow possible

Because the vampire’s chair is thoroughly soaked, they bring him a replacement. It’s made of ash wood

Hannibal Buress is standing directly behind him for the duration of the interview, eating garlic bread. He offers some to the vampire. Several times

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How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.

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her name was freddie oversteegen!

Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92

The Dutch resistance was widely believed to be a man’s effort in a man’s war. If women were involved, the thinking went, they were likely doing little more than handing out anti-German pamphlets or newspapers.

Yet Freddie Oversteegen and her sister Truus, two years her senior, were rare exceptions — a pair of teenage women who took up arms against Nazi occupiers and Dutch “traitors” on the outskirts of Amsterdam. With Hannie Schaft, a onetime law student with fiery red hair, they sabotaged bridges and rail lines with dynamite, shot Nazis while riding their bikes, and donned disguises to smuggle Jewish children across the country and sometimes out of concentration camps.

In perhaps their most daring act, they seduced their targets in taverns or bars, asked if they wanted to “go for a stroll” in the forest — and “liquidated” them, as Ms. Oversteegen put it, with a pull of the trigger.

“We had to do it,” she told one interviewer. “It was a necessary evil, killing those who betrayed the good people.” When asked how many people she had killed or helped kill, she demurred: “One should not ask a soldier any of that.” […]