be my fr eind!!1!!!11/

my name is molly and i am a cuddler

[scrapbby]

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

[owldee]

calling out slut shaming hells yes

[pugking-deactivated20130901]

[veryspecialpictures]

[memewhore]

[megustamemes]

Bank teller laughing at robber.

[poloteddybear]

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

[jazminekhan-deactivated20241127]

[demonicplatonic-deactivated2015]

no hemo

[cooler-kid-deactivated20150831]

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

[dreambigandbeyourownhero]

[tiptons-blog]

[chickenmcfaggots]

my favorite line of all time

[squidyword]

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

[kirshnikweesnaw]

should someone say something

[satan-clit-deactivated20141218]

Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you

30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

[zingarrraaa-deactivated20141207]

[kellyangel]

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[pornstarbucks]

when you forget theres homework due tomorrow

[staypozitive]

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications. 

[bigtimerusharemyangels]

So here’s to Cory Matthews. The one who ruined our realistic expectations in men forever and ever amen

[pomeranian2]