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[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[soulpups]

Legit just saw someone say that their dog is in pain but it was "normal and to be expected with her age" so they aren't doing any pain management. So this your reminder that age is not a disease. Pets deserve comfort in their last years too.

[enki2]

[strictlyquadrilateral]

at some point during high school i drew a centaur girl with large breasts because i wanted to draw a character that looked like me, and my biofamily got real upset about it. "why are they so large" because mine are that large. "wouldn't that make it hard for her to run" interesting that you think that but keep trying to make me run. "don't draw things like this, it's morally bad" ok i and my apparently inherently pornographic body will just be over here trying to avoid being looked at

[manu-script]

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

[shaneybby]

HOLLANDER V ROSANOV

... mma au anyone?

[isolabellz]

shane hollander’s guide to lingerie inspired by this post

[makingmeblue]

shane likes to be thorough with everything, so while he’s learning russian he is learning how to write in cyrillic. at first ilya is like ‘aww is moya lyubov going to write me a love letter?’ and teasing him about it bc when would shane ever need to write something down in russian but shane doesn’t care.

shane’s english handwriting is perfect, it looks like a font on a computer it’s so uniform and neat, but his cyrillic handwriting is all over the place like a child’s and ilya finds it adorable and teases him even more which obvs makes shane do the angry kitten face

but one year for ilya’s birthday shane does actually write him a love letter in russian, cyrillic alphabet and all, he’s obviously put a lot of effort into his handwriting because its neater than before (but still a bit childlike and not very confident) and ilya bawls his eyes out bc that’s his shanya 😭

[clytemnestraaa]

yuna reminiscing over indigo girls concerts and her high school best friend renee and ilya is like, “well this is normal, everyone is fundamentally bisexual.” and shane is like, “i don’t think that’s true.” and ilya is like, “fine not you. but everyone else.” and shane is like, “i still don’t think that’s true…” and david is like, “no i think he’s right. we’ve all got the capacity for it. i’ve found men attractive before. i mean i never acted on it, but i’ve had thoughts.” and shane is like, “babe can i talk to you in the kitchen for a moment. you need to STOP converting my PARENTS with your BISEXUAL AGENDA”

[argillaforma]

ilya hanging out with The GuysTM and they get a little drunk and start talking about girls and sex and they make a game out of who has done the craziest thing in the bedroom and the guys say stuff like in high school i fucked my gf while her dad was home and yeah jessie wanted to tie me up the other day and ilya will say things like one time shane couldn’t sleep so i edged him the whole night and then made him cum so hard he passed out and slept for seven hours and shane bought this book with 100 different sex positions and we tried them all over three days and he made a spreadsheet and the guys just pat him on the back like sure roz, keep telling yourself that, there’s no way hollander wants anything but regular missionary for 8 minutes and no matter what ilya says they never believe him

[grabmybush]

thinking about shane hollander who never got to come out on his own terms. who was caught with ilya at the cottage by his dad. who told his team he was gay and didn’t even tell them the rest but they reacted as badly as he could’ve hoped. who was caught on camera with ilya by the whole world. shane hollander who sees scott coming out to the world in the biggest moment of his life and doesn’t even entertain the idea that that could be him. shane hollander who sees troy come out and celebrate pride night and can’t find a place for all of his anger at the world. thinking about shane hollander

[ismickeyadopted]

someone asks Marleau if he ever suspected Ilya was into men before hollanov was outed

Marly: no, not really…. i mean we used to give each other handies but that’s just locker room stuff

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[galecstatic]

okay we get it shane hollander is fucking yours and yours only no one is taking him away from you jesus christ

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[puckwanger]

butch4butch hollanova any1?

[clytemnestraaa]

i’m like 25 layers deep in the mindpalace of this dinner where shane is like ilya can we please stop talking about my parents potential bisexuality. like this is a one act play to me i can see it so clearly. shane is like “ilya can you not try to convince my parents they are bisexual” and ilya is like “why? something is wrong with being bisexual?” and shane is like “no i just don’t think it’s an appropriate dinner conversation! nobody wants to hear about their parents sex lives. how would you feel if we were talking about your parents sex life?” and ilya gets stony and sniffs and looks away is like “is different. i do not think my mother liked it very much.” and shane is thrown and he’s like “well i…” and then he’s trying to get the conversation back on track and he’s like “okay well even not together nobody wants to think about their parents like that individually. it’s uncomfortable to acknowledge that side of them. you wouldn’t like it either.” and ilya is looking at him like he’s crazy and he’s like “my father was famous in moscow for liking prostitutes with red hair. one time when i was 15 he was drunk and he offered to buy me one and i laughed and told him i wasn’t a pussy like him who needed to pay someone to fuck me. then he threw a clock at my head. is okay, he missed.” and shane is just staring at him like “it’s kind of unfair of you to turn every conversation into a minefield like this.”