daphne 🍓

writing stupid glee shit

[makingmeblue]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Why can’t she, and everyone else, just understand that, yes, you were my first love…” said Blaine.

“And you were mine,” Kurt added.

“...but I just think that, like you always say, we’re probably better off as great friends, you know?”

Kurt wondered if a ‘great friend’ would lie to their ‘great friend’ to screw them over and make them jealous. Probably not, but a ‘great friend’ also probably wouldn’t start dating the ex-bully of their ‘great friend’ and then be a dick about it, so it didn’t really matter.

First chapter of my season six kurtbastian fake dating rewrite is out! i'm so excited!

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[makingmeblue]

archie smythe means everything to me… ik i made him, he’s a product of my brain, of course i love him but seriously. that’s my son.

[makingmeblue]

okay say i write the falsettos fic… what do we think about archie playing jason? ik he’s 12 in cruel intentions, but he could be a young looking twelve year old?

i just don’t want to say goodbye to my son 😭 i want sebastian and archie to play father and son 😭

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Yes yes yes please do this I am BEGGING you on hand and knees please

[makingmeblue]

THANK YOU I WILL TAKE THIS AS BLANKET PERMISSION AND RUN WITH IT

[makingmeblue]

oh wait Jason is 10-13 ignore me! Archie you have now been cast! congratulations my boy!

[makingmeblue]

okay say i write the falsettos fic… what do we think about archie playing jason? ik he’s 12 in cruel intentions, but he could be a young looking twelve year old?

i just don’t want to say goodbye to my son 😭 i want sebastian and archie to play father and son 😭

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Yes yes yes please do this I am BEGGING you on hand and knees please

[makingmeblue]

THANK YOU I WILL TAKE THIS AS BLANKET PERMISSION AND RUN WITH IT

[makingmeblue]

okay say i write the falsettos fic… what do we think about archie playing jason? ik he’s 12 in cruel intentions, but he could be a young looking twelve year old?

i just don’t want to say goodbye to my son 😭 i want sebastian and archie to play father and son 😭

[cvevrgh]

I’m yearning for a Kurtbastian fanfic where they’re playing Marvin (Sebastian) and whizzer (Kurt) at a local theatre and its enemies to lovers

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO GENIUS!!

Consider also!

Mendel played by Blaine, Trina played by Rachel (duh) and Brittana as the lesbians from nextdoor~🎵

[cvevrgh]

YESSS EXACTLY and like when Sebastian and Kurt start getting closer or start getting even remotely along Blaine becomes jealous and it’s like totally tense during rehearsals and stuff

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Omg the "I want/I got it all" scene would be crazy!!! I mean the tension??

Also the thrill of firt love??? With kurtbastian??????? I will scream!!

[makingmeblue]

hang on hang on hang on

me and my sister started working on EXACTLY THIS years ago and we were so proud of it but we thought it was wayyy too niche so we never did anything with it - are you telling me that there's an audience for this???

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

YES THERE IS I AM THAT AUDIENCE PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE THE KURTBASTIAN FALSETTOS FIC I AM BEGGING (politely and without pressure)

[makingmeblue]

I'LL TALK TO MY SISTER! I'd love to finish it, it was so much funnnn 😆😆

[cvevrgh]

YOU NEED TO FINISH IT!!!

I’m thinking about how this would look day and night but unfortunately I’m a terrible writer :( the fic would be CRAZY

[makingmeblue]

I'm on it soldiers 🫡

[cvevrgh]

I will literally give you my first born for this fanfic or actually any glee x Falsettos au but ESPECIALLY Kurtbastian 🙏🏼

[makingmeblue]

guys I've found the doc this is crazy

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!

[makingmeblue]

...when I say I was serious

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

I love your distain for Blaine and antagonism towards Klaine it makes every one of your fics that much better<3

[makingmeblue]

well you wanna know something crazy? this fic, as far as we’d written, was klaine endgame (w sebastian in the love triangle) only because my sister was still on the klaine train at the time so i had to relent but i was so kurtbastian pilled that i wrote everything through a kurtbastian lens until FINALLY she saw reason

hilarious looking back now that we’re both so far down the rabbit hole

[cvevrgh]

I’m yearning for a Kurtbastian fanfic where they’re playing Marvin (Sebastian) and whizzer (Kurt) at a local theatre and its enemies to lovers

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO GENIUS!!

Consider also!

Mendel played by Blaine, Trina played by Rachel (duh) and Brittana as the lesbians from nextdoor~🎵

[cvevrgh]

YESSS EXACTLY and like when Sebastian and Kurt start getting closer or start getting even remotely along Blaine becomes jealous and it’s like totally tense during rehearsals and stuff

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Omg the "I want/I got it all" scene would be crazy!!! I mean the tension??

Also the thrill of firt love??? With kurtbastian??????? I will scream!!

[makingmeblue]

hang on hang on hang on

me and my sister started working on EXACTLY THIS years ago and we were so proud of it but we thought it was wayyy too niche so we never did anything with it - are you telling me that there's an audience for this???

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

YES THERE IS I AM THAT AUDIENCE PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE THE KURTBASTIAN FALSETTOS FIC I AM BEGGING (politely and without pressure)

[makingmeblue]

I'LL TALK TO MY SISTER! I'd love to finish it, it was so much funnnn 😆😆

[cvevrgh]

YOU NEED TO FINISH IT!!!

I’m thinking about how this would look day and night but unfortunately I’m a terrible writer :( the fic would be CRAZY

[makingmeblue]

I'm on it soldiers 🫡

[cvevrgh]

I will literally give you my first born for this fanfic or actually any glee x Falsettos au but ESPECIALLY Kurtbastian 🙏🏼

[makingmeblue]

guys I've found the doc this is crazy

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!

[makingmeblue]

...when I say I was serious

[cvevrgh]

I’m yearning for a Kurtbastian fanfic where they’re playing Marvin (Sebastian) and whizzer (Kurt) at a local theatre and its enemies to lovers

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO GENIUS!!

Consider also!

Mendel played by Blaine, Trina played by Rachel (duh) and Brittana as the lesbians from nextdoor~🎵

[cvevrgh]

YESSS EXACTLY and like when Sebastian and Kurt start getting closer or start getting even remotely along Blaine becomes jealous and it’s like totally tense during rehearsals and stuff

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Omg the "I want/I got it all" scene would be crazy!!! I mean the tension??

Also the thrill of firt love??? With kurtbastian??????? I will scream!!

[makingmeblue]

hang on hang on hang on

me and my sister started working on EXACTLY THIS years ago and we were so proud of it but we thought it was wayyy too niche so we never did anything with it - are you telling me that there's an audience for this???

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

YES THERE IS I AM THAT AUDIENCE PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE THE KURTBASTIAN FALSETTOS FIC I AM BEGGING (politely and without pressure)

[makingmeblue]

I'LL TALK TO MY SISTER! I'd love to finish it, it was so much funnnn 😆😆

[cvevrgh]

YOU NEED TO FINISH IT!!!

I’m thinking about how this would look day and night but unfortunately I’m a terrible writer :( the fic would be CRAZY

[makingmeblue]

I'm on it soldiers 🫡

[cvevrgh]

I will literally give you my first born for this fanfic or actually any glee x Falsettos au but ESPECIALLY Kurtbastian 🙏🏼

[makingmeblue]

guys I've found the doc this is crazy

[cvevrgh]

I’m yearning for a Kurtbastian fanfic where they’re playing Marvin (Sebastian) and whizzer (Kurt) at a local theatre and its enemies to lovers

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO GENIUS!!

Consider also!

Mendel played by Blaine, Trina played by Rachel (duh) and Brittana as the lesbians from nextdoor~🎵

[cvevrgh]

YESSS EXACTLY and like when Sebastian and Kurt start getting closer or start getting even remotely along Blaine becomes jealous and it’s like totally tense during rehearsals and stuff

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Omg the "I want/I got it all" scene would be crazy!!! I mean the tension??

Also the thrill of firt love??? With kurtbastian??????? I will scream!!

[makingmeblue]

hang on hang on hang on

me and my sister started working on EXACTLY THIS years ago and we were so proud of it but we thought it was wayyy too niche so we never did anything with it - are you telling me that there's an audience for this???

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

YES THERE IS I AM THAT AUDIENCE PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE THE KURTBASTIAN FALSETTOS FIC I AM BEGGING (politely and without pressure)

[makingmeblue]

I'LL TALK TO MY SISTER! I'd love to finish it, it was so much funnnn 😆😆

[cvevrgh]

YOU NEED TO FINISH IT!!!

I’m thinking about how this would look day and night but unfortunately I’m a terrible writer :( the fic would be CRAZY

[makingmeblue]

I'm on it soldiers 🫡

[cvevrgh]

I’m yearning for a Kurtbastian fanfic where they’re playing Marvin (Sebastian) and whizzer (Kurt) at a local theatre and its enemies to lovers

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO GENIUS!!

Consider also!

Mendel played by Blaine, Trina played by Rachel (duh) and Brittana as the lesbians from nextdoor~🎵

[cvevrgh]

YESSS EXACTLY and like when Sebastian and Kurt start getting closer or start getting even remotely along Blaine becomes jealous and it’s like totally tense during rehearsals and stuff

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Omg the "I want/I got it all" scene would be crazy!!! I mean the tension??

Also the thrill of firt love??? With kurtbastian??????? I will scream!!

[makingmeblue]

hang on hang on hang on

me and my sister started working on EXACTLY THIS years ago and we were so proud of it but we thought it was wayyy too niche so we never did anything with it - are you telling me that there's an audience for this???

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

YES THERE IS I AM THAT AUDIENCE PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE THE KURTBASTIAN FALSETTOS FIC I AM BEGGING (politely and without pressure)

[makingmeblue]

I'LL TALK TO MY SISTER! I'd love to finish it, it was so much funnnn 😆😆

[cvevrgh]

I’m yearning for a Kurtbastian fanfic where they’re playing Marvin (Sebastian) and whizzer (Kurt) at a local theatre and its enemies to lovers

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO GENIUS!!

Consider also!

Mendel played by Blaine, Trina played by Rachel (duh) and Brittana as the lesbians from nextdoor~🎵

[cvevrgh]

YESSS EXACTLY and like when Sebastian and Kurt start getting closer or start getting even remotely along Blaine becomes jealous and it’s like totally tense during rehearsals and stuff

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Omg the "I want/I got it all" scene would be crazy!!! I mean the tension??

Also the thrill of firt love??? With kurtbastian??????? I will scream!!

[makingmeblue]

hang on hang on hang on

me and my sister started working on EXACTLY THIS years ago and we were so proud of it but we thought it was wayyy too niche so we never did anything with it - are you telling me that there's an audience for this???

[whatever-ten]

Recharging

[makingmeblue]

i wish i could watch this for the first time again

[makingmeblue]

question: I'm working on ch11 of cruel intentions and I've realised that I truly, truly couldn't give less of a shit about the New Directions. Obviously I'll wrap up the storyline and everything, but I'm starting to worry that some people might give a shit about the New Directions and want me to do more with them. I've already re-shuffled the canon timeline to put Sectionals on Thanksgiving, bc that's where it should be, but it doesn't really make sense for them to be going to Sectionals without the Warblers. Idk. I just don't care, it's so boring to me I want to get to the meat and potatoes. Thoughts?

[cvevrgh]

Kurtbastian. That’s it. That’s the post.

[makingmeblue]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

guys I did it exams are over I'm the smartest person in the world maybe