Chickens Against the Void

Happy birds and shouting into the void...birds shouting into the void...the void shouting back

[studentlifeproblems]

[chickens-against-void]

*Youth Pastor voice* but in the end arent we all Sasuke? Jesus wants to be hokage of your life and get you to stop making pacts with weird ninja terrorists. Beleive it.

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[thatfoolsophie]

i love “two halves of a whole idiot” dynamics with all my heart and howl and sophie definitely fit the “half an idiot” profile in their general bad-decision-making but i really don’t think they’re halves of the same idiot. the other half of howl’s idiot is calcifer and i think sophie’s is either michael or her sisters, and howl and sophie love each other and drive each other nuts bc instead of coming together and balancing each other out to make a shockingly functional team they just make each other 10x more [gestures wildly]

[chickens-against-void]

If my unwrapped gluten free pie crust sitting in the freezer for three months that I got special from hannaford isnt sacred in this house then I don’t know what is

[kosmonin]

[themaarika]

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

[ahellishhound]

@baapi-makwa

[narutwitter]

[allsonargent]

Wayne + holding dogs

[babyanimalgifs]

Jumping into dad’s arms 

(Source)

[datasoong47]

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

[followthebluebell]

Alright, here are my guesses:

Duality of Man - Virgin vs Chad

Death Blithely Accepted - “I’m in danger”

Unwise Desire - Distracted Boyfriend

Not to be Spoken - loss.jpg

Explaining to the Uncaring - Explaining to My Mom

Rage to the Unrepentant - Yelling at Cat

Easy Choice, Unwise Decision - Two Buttons

Scholarly Ignorance - “Is this a pigeon?”

Rejection and Acceptance - Drake No/Yes

[chickens-against-void]

Nothing will ever speak to me the same way as “inflatable swan thing.”

: l

[im-bi-tall-and-caffeinated]

I Made A Presentation About Whatever The Fuck Just Happened

I simultaneously hope my friends hold a presentation night so I can show them this and also don’t because Ima have to explain a lot of internet history in some of those memes

[bamf-jaskier]

I thought I made this up in a dream but then I went and checked Instagram and it’s real

[lutzlig]

[teamcoco]

WATCH: Timothy Olyphant’s Masterclass On Stage Vs. Screen Acting

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

Well then

[mellifexfarm]

trying to teach the chickens to ride the goats around for transportation. imagine the efficiency of a goatpowered civilization